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Portmantofu

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1 year ago

Me when I'm in a "thinking being passive aggressive is a personality trait" competition and my opponent is a 16-22 y/o white girl who does e-girl adjacent makeup, and condescendingly uses the words "babes", "bestie", "hope this helps!" and the ":)" emoji as if she's the "edgier" equivalent of a stereotypically mean girl from a Disney Channel show.


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1 year ago

I've talked about this before, but it leaves such a bad taste in my mouth whenever the character in a movie or series who is meant to be the comedic relief due to his constant flatulence is fat.

Not because — as some of you might incorrectly and sensitively assume — I think the idea of something as innocuous as fart humor should be limited to a certain body type, but because it feels so in line with the "Fat Slob" trope that assigns most, if not all unpleasant bodily functions to those characters who are not conventionally attractive.

It goes without saying that gross actions like burping, farting, sweating, etc., are things that everyone does, so I needn't write an entire think piece explaining how much more socially conscious we should be.

However, what I find funny is that if we are to employ the logic that the reason why fat people do these things more often because of their "worse" diet, there are so many food choices that thinner, conventionally attractive make that cause them to do exactly the same things.

For example, it's a commonly used joke amongst those who frequent the gym especially on social media, that in order to build muscle you have to eat a lot of protein and that this often involves adding lots of whey powder to things which makes people gassy given that it's a component of dairy products.

There's already many depictions in media of the typical douchey, frat-bro, jock gymbro who in some instances uses bodily functions as a way to convey his arrogance (namely in the form of belching loudly in someone's face after drinking a beer). How hard would it be to extend this concept to men like this that lack these antagonistic qualities?

I know subversions of the "Fat Slob" trope are already out there, but I think it would be a great way to continue this subversion as well as contributing to more range and inclusivity in plus-sized characters.

Imagine a friendship or relationship where it's the guy who's 6'2 with 6-pack abs, bulging biceps, and thick legs who blushes whenever he accidentally lets one go and people chastise him for it?

It's worth noting that the series Tacoma F.D. does a great job of accomplishing this with it's predominately male cast that has many muscled-up, in shape guys, and an abundance of fart scenes when compared to other shows.

Take notes Hollywood.


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1 year ago

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

1 year ago

Me making it a bi-weekly practice of unfollowing blogs that don't arrange the same 200 widely circulated pictures of thick thighed, fat-assed, plump chested, and big bulged men in the exact (arbitrary) way that I want.

1 year ago

Glad someone brought up how underrated underwater farts are!

Off the top of my head, I can think of a few scenes in entertainment where they play with the idea, but for the most part they're very hard to come by.

The most notable of these I can think of these actually combines both this, and a fart competition, and it's the hot tub scene from Downhill Willie (1996). All the guys go around showing off because the jets just so happen to stop working, and they all have gas as a side effect of drinking the Jock Pop soda they have to promote.

I know people often write off this distinct style of low-brow "poop and fart, stoner and weed joke" humor that was prevalent in the late 90s and early 2000s because of how low-effort it is, but it feels like something that could've been written by one of us on here, and for the reason feels like such a gift from the past.

Another great example (that also involves a hot tub) is the Battle of the Bands episode of Good Luck Charlie, where in the outro Gabe and Bob are sitting in the hot tub hanging out, and suddenly the jets come on. Gabe confusedly says that he doesn't remember turning on the bubbles, to which Bob pridefully remarks that with "three trays of tacos, you gonna get some bubbles".

No fart sounds are used in the scene, but nevertheless, it's such a hot scene to me because of how proud of himself he is despite Gabe's disgust.

Pool farts🥰 Underwater farts. The ones where you can see the bubbles in the water. Idk i just wanted to talk about farts underwater coz they're underrated.

THEY ARE!!!!!!

God you get it, you so get it!!!!! I wish I had a bathtub (I only have a shower) bc then that's all I would do heheheheheh I do have a lot of bath tub fart dreams though or dreams where I fart in the shower

Just the way the bubbles come up ooooooh god I need to write some little scenario prompts about this. It's especially good with an embarrassed person farting! no way to hide it when it slips even when it's silent heheheheh 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴


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