MANswers: Can You Fart So Hard Your Balls Explode?

MANswers: Can You Fart So Hard Your Balls Explode?

My favorite color is green, and it has been my entire life. I even once painted one of my walls green when I was in elementary school.

However, I'd never known my parents' favorite colors because I'd never asked my dad, and when I'd tried to ask my mom, in true motherly fashion, she gave me the politician's non-answer of "Well, it's hard for me to pick, because I like all colors." or, "I go back and forth with what colors I like". Ugh. Girl, just pick one.

A couple days ago though, I asked them what theirs were, and my dad responded with blue, and my mom, staying true to herself, left me with the same lack of an answer. The next day though, she said her favorite colors were yellow and grey.

It makes sense, yellow+blue=green, and I think that's really sweet and a perfect way to describe the way they are both a part of me.

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Me after finding out what the context was for those two fart scenes in the "Dirty Business" episode of the Boys...