If Times Are Getting Any More Crazy We'll See Megachurch Pastors Go "and Last Night, GOD Came Down To

if times are getting any more crazy we'll see megachurch pastors go "and last night, GOD came down to me in a dream, i had a vision, where, GOD HIMSELF, TOLD ME, that, he said.. "samuel i have a message for you.." and he said, that THIS CHURCH, THIS VERY CHURCH that you're standing in, should be.. no, HAS TO BE.. SPONSORED BY NORD VPN. because nord vpn is the ONLY vpn that GOD supports"

I think Benson would've tried to get to the Capitol on Jan 6th, but I think his car would've broken down in the middle of nowhere and he'd get irrationally angry over it and the only person to drive by for hours would be some stupid punk that only went "your car broke down? aww, sucks, man!" while driving by. And then Benson would start sobbing because all the bad luck and awful things he's trying to suppress would come crashing down on him and he'd cry for like a solid hour and contemplate suicide right there.

If one of his friends/neighbors ask him how that day was, he'll say it was fun before switching the topic.

RIP Benson you would have loved complaining about electric cars and white claw and subscription services. missed out on being such a toxic middle aged bitch. sad!

I fucking hate the negativity and sometimes outright hostility towards cishet people (and cishet allies) that I have noticed in some queer spaces. And since it slightly bothers me, I decided to make a post to explain my reasoning.

I get it, some cishet people are awful. Some of them are annoying as fuck. Some of them. I'm assuming that I don't need to list examples of fantastic, friendly, supportive cishets for you to get that not all of them are bad and hate/negativity in form of generalized statements mostly hurts the nice cishets. But I also see other problems with it.

Some LGBTQ+ people are cisgender. And that's totally fine. Some LGBTQ+ people are heterosexual. And that's completely fine too. If you say "I hate cis men.", some cis queer men will automatically feel hurt by that and other people will assume you actually hate them. Some transgender people are heterosexual. They might pass and look and act very cishet. And I feel like sometimes we forget that heterosexual people can be part of the LGBTQ+ community as well (even if you exclude allies).

The other issue is young people who discover queer spaces. Imagine a young person finding queer spaces online and being absolutely blown away. They feel at home. They start questioning their gender and/or sexuality, but over time they come to the conclusion that they are cisgender and heterosexual. And in the current atmosphere in some queer spaces that tends to have negativity towards cishet people, these young people will have trouble accepting their identity and feel excluded, because cishet people don't belong into queer spaces, right? Despite their love towards the community, despite feeling at home in queer spaces much the same as young queer people feel, they might feel like they are not really welcome anymore.

So I think we should be more accepting towards cis and hetero people, and show that it's totally fine to be cis and hetero. You don't have to be queer. You're still welcome here if you aren't queer. Yes, being queer and all is heckin' cool, but you can still be heckin' cool if you aren't queer.

Another thing I want to add is about LGBTQ+ allies (which are usually cishet people). Apparently it is controversial whether they belong to the LGBTQ+ community, and in my opinion, yes they do. Yeah, some allies are annoying, and yes, it might be a bit arrogant of an ally to claim that the A in LGBTQIA+ is for Ally, but hey, there's enough space for asexual, aromantic, agender and other people in the A, so why not also include allies? Allies are just as enthusiastic and supportive of LGBTQ+ topics as queer people. And yeah, they are not part of the "queer umbrella", but I think they should be part of the LGBTQ+ community. Another short argument that supports this point is that without cishet allies (whether they call(ed) themselves that or not) LGBTQ+ rights and acceptance would be nowhere close to where they are today.

i think you might be the net average tumblr user

1. Why? I'm genuinely interested what makes you think that, because I never thought about it before.

2. The brainrot (in me) could be worse tbh

3. I was already mostly like that before I got onto tumblr

if you hear a voice inside of you, telling you "it's ok, we've had long hair before, maybe we look better with longer hair, getting a haircut is risky", just know that that's the devil

btw anyone who shaved their heads bc of this blog. you havent trimmed it in a while, havent you? shave it again today. maybe go shorter than before

i wonder what's the average number of people that live closer to one's place of work than oneself