If You Hear A Voice Inside Of You, Telling You "it's Ok, We've Had Long Hair Before, Maybe We Look Better

if you hear a voice inside of you, telling you "it's ok, we've had long hair before, maybe we look better with longer hair, getting a haircut is risky", just know that that's the devil

btw anyone who shaved their heads bc of this blog. you havent trimmed it in a while, havent you? shave it again today. maybe go shorter than before

if times are getting any more crazy we'll see megachurch pastors go "and last night, GOD came down to me in a dream, i had a vision, where, GOD HIMSELF, TOLD ME, that, he said.. "samuel i have a message for you.." and he said, that THIS CHURCH, THIS VERY CHURCH that you're standing in, should be.. no, HAS TO BE.. SPONSORED BY NORD VPN. because nord vpn is the ONLY vpn that GOD supports"

SNOOPY IS BACK FROM THE MOON

I fucking hate the negativity and sometimes outright hostility towards cishet people (and cishet allies) that I have noticed in some queer spaces. And since it slightly bothers me, I decided to make a post to explain my reasoning.

I get it, some cishet people are awful. Some of them are annoying as fuck. Some of them. I'm assuming that I don't need to list examples of fantastic, friendly, supportive cishets for you to get that not all of them are bad and hate/negativity in form of generalized statements mostly hurts the nice cishets. But I also see other problems with it.

Some LGBTQ+ people are cisgender. And that's totally fine. Some LGBTQ+ people are heterosexual. And that's completely fine too. If you say "I hate cis men.", some cis queer men will automatically feel hurt by that and other people will assume you actually hate them. Some transgender people are heterosexual. They might pass and look and act very cishet. And I feel like sometimes we forget that heterosexual people can be part of the LGBTQ+ community as well (even if you exclude allies).

The other issue is young people who discover queer spaces. Imagine a young person finding queer spaces online and being absolutely blown away. They feel at home. They start questioning their gender and/or sexuality, but over time they come to the conclusion that they are cisgender and heterosexual. And in the current atmosphere in some queer spaces that tends to have negativity towards cishet people, these young people will have trouble accepting their identity and feel excluded, because cishet people don't belong into queer spaces, right? Despite their love towards the community, despite feeling at home in queer spaces much the same as young queer people feel, they might feel like they are not really welcome anymore.

So I think we should be more accepting towards cis and hetero people, and show that it's totally fine to be cis and hetero. You don't have to be queer. You're still welcome here if you aren't queer. Yes, being queer and all is heckin' cool, but you can still be heckin' cool if you aren't queer.

Another thing I want to add is about LGBTQ+ allies (which are usually cishet people). Apparently it is controversial whether they belong to the LGBTQ+ community, and in my opinion, yes they do. Yeah, some allies are annoying, and yes, it might be a bit arrogant of an ally to claim that the A in LGBTQIA+ is for Ally, but hey, there's enough space for asexual, aromantic, agender and other people in the A, so why not also include allies? Allies are just as enthusiastic and supportive of LGBTQ+ topics as queer people. And yeah, they are not part of the "queer umbrella", but I think they should be part of the LGBTQ+ community. Another short argument that supports this point is that without cishet allies (whether they call(ed) themselves that or not) LGBTQ+ rights and acceptance would be nowhere close to where they are today.

I Would Take A Bullet For You

Pairing: Joe Biden x Donald Trump

Summary: After Trump's assassination attempt, Biden is distraught. He needs to go check up on his secret lover in the hospital.

Trigger warnings ⚠️: suicide

"Donald?" Joe Biden repeated once again as he walked through the hospital. He finally found his room and the secret service guards quickly stepped inside to let him in.

Joe walked into the room, Donald's head was now bandaged up and he was sitting on the edge of the hospital bed.

Donald looked up as Joe approached his bed. "Joe..? You're here..."

Joe immediately moved forward, standing right in front of him now. "Of course I'm here." He slowly reached out to take his hand in his. "I was worried.."

"Don't be.. I'm still alive after all" Donald smirked.

Joe smiled at Donald's optimistic and confident attitude, it was one of the things he loved the most about him. But his smile quickly faded as the thought of Donald dying plagued his mind.

"I don't... I don't know what I would've done if I lost you" Joe's eyes locked with his, his voice filled with emotion.

"Don't worry, Joey.. I'm right here" Donald reassured him softly, bringing his hand up to cup his cheek. The sensation brought butterflies to the older man's stomach.

"I know, I was just so worried, Donald.." Joe whispered.

Joe knew that the feelings they had for each other had to stay a secret, but sometimes he wished for a world where they could declare their love for one another without shame. The thought brought a bittersweet smile to Joe's face.

"Can I kiss you?" Joe asked as he leaned in.

"Always." Donald replied, their lips connected in a passionate and emotional kiss.

Caught in the moment, neither of them noticed the security guard walk back into the room to check on Trump. Trump caught the man's eye and quickly pulled away from Joe.

Joe noticed this and frowned, he knew that Donald was more nervous about people finding out than he was. There was even a small part of Joe that wanted people to find out, he didn't like holding in this secret.

The security guard left the room without saying a word.

Donald avoided Joe's gaze before Joe spoke up again.

"What are you afraid of?" He asked the man.

Donald looked back up at Joe, "This... This isn't supposed to happen. We're supposed to be enemies.." Donald said.

Joe put a hand on his shoulder, rubbing him with his thumb.

"Maybe.. but maybe we're meant to be together." Joe spoke softly, trying to comfort his lover.

Donald got lost in Joe's ocean eyes, his breath catching in his throat. "I think I love you" he suddenly blurted out.

Joe's eyes widened in surprise but a smile spread across his face.

"I love you too, Donny" Joe leaned in again to give him a kiss on his forehead. "I've always loved you."

Donald's heart raced at Joe's confession, he had never felt this happy in his entire life.

But Donald quickly reminded himself that this wasn't right and he pulled away.

Joe frowned again and opened his mouth to speak but Donald cut him off.

"Joe.. I- I can't.." His voice cracked.

"Donald, look at me." Joe cupped his cheek again, forcing his eyes to meet his. "We can do this."

Donald looked into his eyes, "What happens if the world finds out?"

"They can think whatever they want to think, but we'll always have each other. So whatever they say, it doesn't matter." Joe's words were encouraging, he was hoping that Donald would agree and they could finally come out.

Donald hesitated for a moment before he spoke again, his eyes filled with determination and trust. "Okay."

Joe smiled "Okay?" He asked again, making sure he was being honest. "You want to tell the world?"

Donald nodded and smiled, "I want them to know how much I love you."

Joe smiled and pulled him into a hug.

"you're the best thing that's ever happened to me, Donny" Joe whispered in his ear.

"You are too, Joey. I've never been happier" Donald said as he held him tighter.

Joe spent that night in his hospital room and they made love until the early hours of the morning.

The next day, Donald had to appear on live TV after his assassination attempt. It was almost time for him to go on and he tried his best to hide his nerves, he stood up straight and walked to the stand.

Donald spoke about his usual stuff until he finally mentioned Joe.

"And there is something else I have to tell America" he spoke, his voice loud with conviction. "Joe Biden and I.. Are in love."

The crowd went quiet for a moment until Joe walked up to Donald and joined him. Donald wrapped his arm around his waist and leaned in for a kiss.

Joe and Donald shared a passionate kiss in front of live television, Donald knew he should be worried, even ashamed, but he had never felt happier. As they pulled away, the crowd erupted in cheers as Donald and Joe smiled for the camera, holding hands.

*10 years later*

Donald and Joe proceeded to spend the rest of their lives together, they bought a home and raised a family together and this was the happiest any of them have ever felt.

Though the happiness didn't last because Joe eventually fell sick.

After months of hospital visits and medicine, Joe ended up passing away. The grief and sorrow Donald felt was unlike any he had ever felt before.

And the pain of his loss sadly brought Donald to take his own life so he could be with Joe again.

The End

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