When I Tell You I Sat And Stared At This Computer For Like- A Whole Ten Minutes In Just Complete Shock

when i tell you i sat and stared at this computer for like- a whole ten minutes in just complete shock

why does it spin like that

i dont want to see anyone saying anything weird about this in the notes

Personal opinions on all the survivors in DBD as a Quentin main.

Dwight: You guys are like on the fence for me. Truly. Like a good handful of you are beautiful players and I just wanna sacrifice my life for you, but others are just...ooh someone you get under my skin. The lockers are not meant to be hidden in all game, MOVE.

Meg: OH MY GOD FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK WHERE ARE YOU WHEN I NEED YOU??? You're like - never around, constantly looping the killer, or god knows what (i respect it honestly) but i don't believe that you get a single gen done.

Claudette: i love you, keep doing what you do.

Jake: YOU SCARE THE EVER LOVING HELL OUT OF ME. I feel like you're the most efficient because of the fact that every time I'm in a trial with you, gens are IMMEDIATELY done. Please keep a distance from me, you're the kind of person who could turn on us any minute (i respect it HEAVILY though)

Nea: Do you guys even exist?? I've seen like- three in my time playing survivor, and each time you guys die first. Where are you??

Laurie: you're my favorite, no questions asked.

Ace: Okay, either you're the nicest person on the planet and I love you, or I wanna rip your face off because in both case scenarios WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Bill: Great players, just please stop running right into the killer headfirst. You hear the music? Move.

Feng: I honestly don't think that I can hate a single one of you, despite pissing me off during trials. You're always there for others, and even if it gets a bit irritating that you keep dying each time, it's fine, I can excuse it.

David: same for Nea, do you exist??? I've actually seen one David player, and he was literally the most ass human being I've ever met. Man really decided to try and bring pallets down on other players, and would PURPOSFULLY mess up on gens that others were working on.

Quentin: MY BABIES!! I literally love you (I can't hate you, I'm one of you)

Tapp: You. Are. The. Mother. Fucking. BEST. that's it.

Kate: Oh my God I get it! You have a lot of new stuff! Cool! I still haven't even gotten a Christmas sweater, you don't have to constantly be showing off! (Still luv you because you get your stuff done)

Adam: You're terrifying and I don't even know where you are until I'm hooked.

Jeff: I've never seen anyone play this man I'm sorry

Jane: I respect the ideas, but Jesus I don't wanna be a test subject in your plan to slow the killer.

Ash: MOVE. THE. FUCK. OUT. OF. MY. WAY. You stand right in front of the doors! MOVE.

Nancy: ...... I love you, please stay away from me I'm terrified-

Steve: Hello fruity people! I love you guys so much, you're amazing

Yui: See this is like- my example to others when they ask how playing Dead by Daylight is. It's fun, and there are some great players, you are one of them.

Zarina: I've never once seen you. I'm sorry.

Cheryl: AAAHHHHHHHHHH HI! You're like- my second favorite.

Felix: You're super loud tbh, but it's chill it's really funny.

Elodie: I've never seen you, again - I'm sorry

Yun-Jin: HOW ARE YOU SO FAST??? WHAT?? You're great

Jill: uhh... honestly? No comment, I feel like I'd get my throat slit.

Leon: Amazing players, great human beings, I know what you play this man for and it is not the nostalgia of Resident Evil. It's that voice actor and we both know it.

Mikaela: YOU HAPPEN TO PISS ME OFF SOMEHOW AND I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT.

Jonah: I've never seen you, I'm sorry.

Yoichi: I've seen one player in my time, and dear God I'm terrified. If all of you are THAT efficient? I don't wanna know what it looks like to be in regular matches with you, I'm scared.

Haddie: You for some reason are on the fence. You're a great team mate, but only when you have to be. It both pisses me off and makes me appreciate you.

Ada: Hilariously efficient. Like yeah you get hooked like- ONCE and then it's go big or go home.

Rebecca: You just need to stay on the other side of the map at all times, or you get instantly killed first and I'm so sorry for you.

Vittorio: Do you exist?? Truly

Thatalia: I both love and hate you. You're great at gens, but when it comes to literally ANYTHING else, suddenly you suck horribly??? what happened?

Renato: I've seen like- five, and each time it gives off that Kenergy tbh.

Gabriel: You're doing great sweetie, I love your effort.

Nicholas: You know what you did.

Ellen: Same as Laurie, I love you, you're my favorite, keep kicking ass.

Alan: Keanu Reeves energy, and I don't know how to feel.

Sable: PLEASE KEEP YOUR DISTANCE YOU ARE A KILLER MAGNET

The Troupe: ....does anyone play them?? I have yet to see them.

I’m so proud of you, my love. I see you as the moon and the stars, I could study your constellations for hours.

Everytime I see you my breath catches in my throat, and I’m excited to see what you do now. I’m excited to be a part of the next chapter.

I love you. Congrats.

piss white girl piss :)

THIS BEING WHAT I WAKE UP TO IS JUST-

terfs are stupid

you agree reblog

One Saturday morning…

“Me and Steve are trauma bonded,” Eddie says proudly, stars in his eyes as he looks at Steve.

“Pft. What, because he dragged your half-dead ass out of the upside down? All he got from that was a bad back.” Robin rolls her eyes.

“He was already proving his love to me, before he even knew it existed,” Eddie insists.

Steve shoots him a fond smile. Checks on the bacon cooking in the oven and throws some toast in the toaster.

“Don’t kid yourself. Steve and I are the ones trauma bonded. We are the real deal. Got chained together, truth-serumed, questioned, beat up. You can’t come close to that, Munson.”

“I only recall one of you getting beat up. You were fine Buckley.”

“Um, I was there. I witnessed all the horrors. Meanwhile, you were fucking unconscious. I don’t know how you bonded with anything.”

“Don’t you have a girlfriend to bother?”

“She’s busy. Besides, I need to make sure you keep your smelly, metal mitts off my best friend.”

“Why do you have to bring metal into this? And you know my mitts are all over him already.”

Steve and Eddie exchange a heated look.

“Eww, can you not? Right in front of my eggs?”

“I mean, you set it up for me, Buckley. I just took the bait.”

“Why am I still the babysitter?” Steve sighed under his breath.

“Because you’re so good at it, big boy.” Eddie flirts, winks at him, and Robin gags.

“Maybe YOU two should date,” Steve suggests. It feels like they’re a throuple actually - as he literally flips their eggs in the frying pan. He doesn’t even like eggs. It’s just for them.

“That's disgusting, Steve. Even if I liked guys, hard no. Pass.”

“Excuse me?”

“You heard me.”

Eddie sniffs. “Doesn’t matter anyway. I like dick. Your best friend’s dick.”

Yelling ensues and a bit of hitting. Well, slapfighting more like. Steve just tries to stay out of it. Puts eggs on both their plates, and of course that’s what finally shuts them up. He has children. Two giant children.



guys i believe in byler endgame but i have PTKD (post traumatic klance disorder) so it gets hard for me sometimes

every time i picture myself watching s5 suddenly im 14 feeling more disappointed than i've ever been in my life and my whole timeline is moping and cussing out dreamworks

duffers please don't do this to me