A Shitpost About DREDGE

a shitpost about DREDGE

cheeseburger in paradise. if you even care.

playing dredge. sailing around at night. see another ship on the water blaring its horn and beelining at me. think wtf and start heading back to the dock bc im not prepared for whatever this interaction is gonna be. the ship is much faster than me but thats ok, im pretty close to shore.

ship gets within viewing distance. the horn sounds kinda off. the lights in the windows don't look much like windows any more. there's a weird and distinctly un-ship-like shape under the water.

it's not a fucking boat. it's a fish pretending to be a boat. a big fucking fish chasing after me trying to trick me into thinking it's a fellow fisherman. when i get into range of the dock it shies away from the light and darts back underwater so fast it's like it was never there. i close the fucking game and never open it again.

Thank you failsafe, love you <3

do u like his little sweater. Btw

watching siblings play through Revenant and WOW EVERYONE'S SO TALL I FORGOT HOW TALL EVERYONE IS

also everytime Fikrul even says 'father' i die inside a little