Everyone In The Akatsuki Has House Chores At The Base, Its Indisputable. Sorry, I Dont Make The Rules,

Everyone in the Akatsuki has house chores at the base, it’s indisputable. Sorry, I don’t make the rules, that’s just how it is. 

Itachi: 100% on cooking all their meals (And doctor because my head-canons. No, I do not care that there isn’t a shred of evidence for this). 

Kisame: Keeps all the weapons clean (???) Probably slacks off a lot tbh.

Sasori: Sews up their clothes bc Kakuzu is too cheap to buy them new ones (Also doctor bc canon references)

Deidara: Low-key babysitting Tobi tbh (Though he probably needs one of his own, really)

Hidan: Hunting bc Kakuzu saids it’s a waste to buy the animals frozen when you can just get them free in the wild

Kakuzu: Being cheap (Aka, managing the Akatsuki’s funds)

Nagato: Probably something non-labor intensive like laundry or something

Konan: Keeping everyone on task and making sure no one kills their partners.

Tobi: Not touching anything

Zetsu: Lets be honest, he’s on trash duty 

I can’t find any other Naruto fans with rare-pairs and I’m tired of it tbh. I love NaruSasu and KisaIta as much as the next person (Seriously, I fucking love a lot of big ships), but I can’t find any other rarepair shippers.

So, anyone else like any rare-pairs? Any NejiSasu fans? ShikaSasu? LeeHina? ItaDei? SasoIta? Legit any rare-pairs- 

Just finished playing monopoly, so here’s how I think the Akatsuki would play it. 

Konan: The banker/meditater; always having to fix the board.

Nagato: Way too into it; winning Monopoly is the only time the Akatsuki has ever seen him smile.

Kakuzu: Has zero properties, hogs the cash.

Hidan: Gets pissed off constantly; knocks the board over. Gets pissed when he has to pay rent. Hogs all the properties.

Kisame: Probably looking to Itachi before he makes a trade or purchase to see if its a good idea; has like one of each color and refuses to sell any (So that houses/hotels can’t be built).

Itachi: “The rent is 1048 but you can just pay an even 1000 if you want...” (The considerate one).

Sasori: “The rent is 1048. Not 1045.” (Refuses to negotiate even if it means everyone has to trade in cash with the bank for one dollar).

Deidara: Quits after like ten minutes, if that.

Imagine Kisame/Jūzō’s first reaction to Itachi. They’re both these big muscly swordsmen and Nagato was just like. Here, take this OP emo kid and try not to kill each other. 

Nagato: Okay so here’s your partner, Itachi Uchiha-

Kisame: ??? Isn’t he a bit...young? Small? Dainty? Pretty? 

Itachi: :/ 

I’m scared, I just realized Langa’s mother low-key has the ‘dead anime mother’ hair cut. This woman is so sweet and loving. She’s trying so hard. If she gets a fucking scratch on her I will throw hands istg.

Konan/Nagato: No pets in the Akatsuki

Itachi, protectively holding his crow to his chest: But Kisame gets to stay

Kisame: I’m not-