I Used To Have A Teacher That HATED The Word 'Stupid' And Would Actively Punish Anyone He Heard Say It.

I used to have a teacher that HATED the word 'Stupid' and would actively punish anyone he heard say it. By making us do pushups in front of the entire class. And me being me I was TERRIFIED of that happening to me so I just. Cut it out of my vocabulary all together to the point where if I thought it I would go 'No! No! You do not say that. You say ridiculous or annoying or bitch etc'. And like. Even now writing that word down makes me so viscerally uncomfortable. Which I find. Hilarious bc. What's he going to do? Show up at my house tapping his foot going "I saw you used the 'S' word on A03. Drop and give me 20."

this hit me like a truck

Fix it fic where pre-massacre Itachi ends up in the past post-Izuna death. Itachi realizes Madara super was not as cold towards his brother as the history of their clan makes it out to be and is like. Pooling all the information he'd gathered in trying to understand the village vs clan feud, he decides. If he can't make it back home to help the tensions. He will simply try to cut it off at its base. Que 12 year old Itachi making the best of the single photo he keeps in his wallet of Sasuke. Itachi, appearing mysteriously during the founding of the village (Though either the timeline for when Izuna dies would need pushed back a bit for this or Itachi would need to adjust the hell out of his appearance to make himself look as young as he could possibly get away with. Possibly a really strong hinge or him somehow getting his hands on a beta version of one of Tobirama's questionable experiment scrolls - deaging etc etc), dropping to his knees in front of Madara. Claiming to be the illegitimate son of Izuna, hidden out of fear that he would lose his life in the war. Him explaining that Izuna had him hidden away with his mother and brother until recently - deep in the mountain. But that they had both perished and Itachi didn't know where to go but to his uncle that his dad spoke so highly of 🥺 and to the village his dad wished would work but just didn't believe would 🥺 but look at it now, so amazingly built 🥺 his uncle is so amazing to have been able to pull it off 🥺look at this photo of a mini Izuna in his wallet that was once his own little brother 🥺 feel a connection to him and keep your ass right here 🥺

ANBU: Two Captains by *Umaken

In YuGiOh when the one guy. Breaks into Yugi's body's consciousness and find the split doors leading to Yugi's soul room + Yami's soul room. That's something I think about so often in correlation to other characters from different shows. Like. I want to see Sasuke wonder into Itachi's soul room. Or Obito and Kakashi stuck sharing one bc of their eyes. I just think it'd be so neat. It sounds like peak sharingan shenanigans.

Akatsuki baby Itachi doodles