Imagine If Itachi From Naruto And Uncle Iroh From ATLA Met.

Imagine if Itachi from Naruto and Uncle Iroh from ATLA met. 

I feel like Uncle Iroh would be the perfect person to assist Itachi with guiding Sasuke more successfully. He has a lot of experience on Itachi that I feel like could be useful.

Anyway, similarities:

-Both love tea -Both have complicated relationships with their dislike for violence -Both are trying to act as guides for fire-y teenagers -Both are elder brothers -Both are heirs -There’s probably more

The KisaIta and ItaIzu parts of my brain are at war with each other again.

I want to write about the Hyuuga but also there are only like ten members total. Even then, most of them didn’t even get names. Come on, we got to know the names of the Uchiha shop keepers, but we don’t even get Neji’s grandfather’s name? 

Consider: A modern AU where the Uchiha are musicians

Half the Boruto fandom: No!!! Kisame doesn’t have a son, they’re related by clan!!!

Other half of the fandom: Haha the lying shark-man is Kisame and Itachi’s love child.

It just occurred to me how ironic it is that Izuna is so often included in the ‘village founders’ group. Like. He straight up told Hashirama: Fuck your healing, fuck you Senju, and fuck peace.

He would not be okay with being included in the least- I can hear him seething from beyond the grave-