Wild To Think About How Hard The Police Force Was Beefing With Their Boss's 11 / 12 Year Old Son, Also.

Wild to think about how hard the police force was beefing with their boss's 11 / 12 year old son, also.

Like why are you, as a 25 year old man, rolling up to a 12 year old boys house with two of your work buddies to do the worlds laziest half assed interrogation. Why are you as a 25 year old man telling said 12 year old boy you think he did it + calling him names.

All after heckling him routinely during clan meetings and telling others he can't be trusted. (Crazy, maybe don't put info like 'We want to overthrow the government' in a 7 year olds lap).

Like yknow what in Itachi's defense I'd beat his ass too. He's lucky it took that long.

Less fun thing I just remembered: Itachi's illness doesn't magically disappear in this scenario. My guy better pray he doesn't end up isekai'd into the US otherwise him and Kakuzu's reunion will be in hospice care

Stupid fic concept I low key love:

The Akatsuki gets isekai'd into a modern-esque world. All individually. Not realizing it had happened to anyone else. And gradually find each other months or years later. Just squinting at each other as they see how they each managed to make a living / survive in this new world. Like dude I've seen you burn a man's flesh off his bones what do you mean you work at the library and host themed learning months for the kids now.

Also. Like every other line of Wild Horses has SUCH Itachi vibes too to me. Specifically in relation to Hiruzen / Danzo.

Every time I hear that song that's like

"Mother, looking at me

Tell me, what do you see?

Yes, I've I lost my mind

Daddy, looking at me

Will I ever be free?

Have I crossed the line?"

It makes me want to cry bc it's so. Itachi's song. Like. It's simply his. I can't think of a single other thing when I hear it. I'm a legally obligated to imagine an edit ft him every time I hear it.

Inabi: We need you to keep an eye on Itachi. Something isn't right with him lately and we can't have him putting the clan at risk...

Shisui: ...Yes, I understand. I'll keep close watch over him on behalf of the Uchiha clan.

Shisui, half an hour later: Itachi you won't BELIEVE what Inabi just asked me to do

Me, writing Tobirama talking about love in a fic: Idk man...it just feels kinda weird man...like ooc...he can't say the word love...gag...

Canon Tobirama, pausing in his ten minute speech on the power love holds over the human uchiha heart: bitch fucking what

Itachi may be a genius, but he needs guidance, and I decided early on that Sasuke wouldn’t blow up his cover easily, but it’s not more important than protecting Itachi from what’s about to happen.