For A Hatake!Tobirama Au I Think It'd Be Incredibly Funny If He And Kakashi Knew Each Other And Were

For a hatake!Tobirama au I think it'd be incredibly funny if he and Kakashi knew each other and were like. "Yeah no this is just how we interact. Nothing weird here." but any Hatake could tell from a mile away that they had accidentally become pack / imprinted on each other as family

Favourite ship dynamic: no one truly knows what exactly is going on between the two characters, including the characters themselves. But whatever it is, it's written in the fabric of the universe.

its so easy to pander to me in fiction media. show me a guy that for some reason doesnt feel himself to be as human as most others are and i will sit with him for hours

One of the most bittersweet / morbidly funny parts about writing Itachi fanfic is how little anyone reading trusts me to give him a honest to god victory. Every time something goes well for him I get a barrage of comments / DMs going "That went too well I don't trust it :I" or "What's the catch you sick fuck" like shit who hurt you guys

Less fun thing I just remembered: Itachi's illness doesn't magically disappear in this scenario. My guy better pray he doesn't end up isekai'd into the US otherwise him and Kakuzu's reunion will be in hospice care

Stupid fic concept I low key love:

The Akatsuki gets isekai'd into a modern-esque world. All individually. Not realizing it had happened to anyone else. And gradually find each other months or years later. Just squinting at each other as they see how they each managed to make a living / survive in this new world. Like dude I've seen you burn a man's flesh off his bones what do you mean you work at the library and host themed learning months for the kids now.

-Naruto decided to try to grill burgers. Naruto has an incredibly low cooking skill

-Kushina had to put out a fire while her son and husband squealed behind her

I made the Akatsuki on the Sims and they’re all heathens.

-Deidara and Hidan keep stomping around the house cussing without prompt

-Hidan keeps pranking the toilet and and as such breaking it repetitively

-Sasori is just. Always sobbing in his bed.

-Kisame has set the house on fire multiple times

-Sasuke keeps visiting and Hidan is Mean to him