What Happens When You Don't Report Pornbots

What happens when you don't report pornbots

What you can see here are among the most popular posts for the convin (Connor/Gavin Detroit Become Human) tag for the last month. And presumably lollipop, cityscape, rick day, eva long, dostoyevsky, and all the other random, unrelated tags added to these posts.

You can see two identical posts made by separate bots that feature a bit.ly (so, disguised, you don't know whether the address is safe/where you're going) link to a website that contains an image of a pretty young woman (but who knows what else).

Each post is liked by about a dozen other bots, and only bots. (I reported them all, so can confirm their profiles were obviously those of bots/porn bots.) Some of them even use the same image in the pfp. Some are developed blogs full of porn images, some are clearly newer and don't even have a pfp yet. They are all gaining legitimacy from each other by the likes which act as links to their Tumblrs, and adding legitimacy to the post they have liked, which links to their ultimate goal: the site where they make money in undoubtedly dodgy ways.

They are doing this to legitimise their websites for search engines like Google, but if you don't care about that, it has the same effect in your Tumblr tags.

If we don't stop them, ALL your favourite hashtags are going to be full of meaningless posts like this, and probably porn you don't want to see (very different from porn you DO want to see).

This is why we report and block, lads. Not just because they are annoying and irrelevant to us, but because if we don't stop them they will take over this hellsite, and they very clearly do not understand the nature of the hell in which we live.

I’d Love or Lisa the actual embodiment of Love itself like Muerte is Death, or is she a spirit OF love?

Lisa is an immortal creature that turned into a being of Love. I say she is the literal embodiment because the previous Love turned her into what she is today.

She became the literal embodiment of love when she returned to life because of a certain someone. 👀

Ren Family Drinking Headcanons

- Hakuren was the kind of drunk that hugged everybody, sang at the top of his voice, and climbed up onto the highest places he could find because fuck you, I’m invincible! Also was the lightest lightweight that ever did lightweight, but refused to admit it. Any function that involved alcohol usually ended up with Hakuyuu chasing him around trying to get him to stop:

Hakuyuu: REN NO IF YOU DRINK THIS MUCH YOU WILL BE COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY FUCKED IN THE MORNING

Hakuren: (chugging an entire bottle of wine) UNFORTUNATE

Hakutoku: (to Hakuei and Hakuryuu) You know how your big brothers are supposed to be setting an example for you two? Well, I want you to look at this nonsense and remember it when you get old enough to drink.

- Hakuyuu was like Captain America: he could hold his liquor like a god damn champion. He saw it as a sign from the universe that it was his duty to handle his family’s drunk shenanigans.

- Hakuryuu doesn’t know it, but he inherited his “crying emotional drunk” tendencies from his father. Drunk Hakutoku was also very affectionate; the first family member he saw would end up stuck in a very long bear hug while he rambled on and on about how great they were. 95% of the time, this happened to a very unamused Gyokuen:

Hakutoku: (holding her in his lap and petting her hair) LOOK AT MY WIFE SHE’S SO TINY AND SO PRETTY AND I LOVE HER SO MUCH <3 <3 <3

Gyokuen: (starts to think that killing him might not be such a bad idea)

Hakuyuu and Hakuren: Aww, having fun there, Mother? :)

Gyokuen: (glares the fires of hell and damnation at them)

Hakutoku: (sees his sons) JEWEL, LOOK AT THEM, LOOK AT WHAT WE MADE! OH MY GOD, WE MADE THOSE, REMEMBER WHEN WE DID THAT?!

Gyokuen: Yes, Toku, I regret it every single day.

- Technically, Gyokuen doesn’t drink, but has been known to throw some liquor into her tea when dealing with particularly stressful situations.

- Like her father and brother, Hakuei cries when she’s drunk, but it’s not that she gets emotional, she just gets very overwhelmed by everything. You know that one video where drunk girls get surprised with puppies? That’s basically her:

Hakuei: (crying while holding Hakuryuu and Seishun like their lives depend on it) I’m like a single mother in here, I can’t, I can’t! I shouldn’t have drank whiskey, I can’t protect them!

Hakuryuu and Seishun: (look at each other awkwardly because they still don’t know how to deal with this shit)

Hakuryuu: Uh… (pats her shoulder) There, there?

Hakuei: (starts SOBBING)

Seishun: Nice going, Hakuryuu.

Hakuryuu: Oh, shut up.

- Kouen doesn’t always get drunk, but when he does, he will fight anyone and anything. This includes but is not limited to: pillars, hedge sculptures, a cow, his bedroom doorknob, and Koumei. He’ll end up going around muttering, “I am the fucking strong,” all night, and walking into things a lot. When he’s one of the sober ones, though, he usually takes it upon himself to throw his drunk siblings over his shoulder and carry them safely back to their rooms to sleep it off.

- Kouha enjoys drinking contests, only because he can drink everyone in the palace under the table, no sweat. His girls are very proud of him. Kougyoku still thinks she has a chance of beating him, so challenges her brother more often than she probably should. The two of them enjoy sweet, fruity drinks.

- Koumei doesn’t like alcohol, because it’s poisonous to birds. He must protect his birds.

- Bonus: the only alcohol Judal will ever touch is peach wine, but if he gets his hands on any, he will drink all of it, no matter how much. Since ridiculously powerful magician + alcohol + complete lack of fucks to give = disaster for all involved, it’s agreed that the Magi should be kept sober at all costs, but sometimes it just doesn’t work out that way. Hakuryuu usually takes it upon himself to be drunk!Judal’s handler (half because he’s concerned for everyone’s well-being and half because he sees Gyokuen in the background just about ready to use Sheba’s staff like a baseball bat on poor unsuspecting Judal, and he figures that there’s got to be a less painful solution), but always ends up frustrated and near tears and yelling for Hakuei and Seishun to help him out. You try to catch a drunk asshole with magic powers, who can fly away from you every time you get close. It is hard.