So One Day A Dwarf Is Talking To A Human And Finally Realizes That When Humans Say Woman, They Generally

So one day a dwarf is talking to a human and finally realizes that when humans say woman, they generally mean “person who is theoretically capable of childbirth” because for whatever reason, humans assign social expectations based genital differences. (What a fucked up culture, the dwarf thinks.) But hey, better communication! So the next time the dwarf introduces theirself, they say, oh, by the way, I am what you call a “woman.”

And the trade negotiations just stop. They just stop cold. The tall people insist on speaking to the man, they insist on talking to the lady dwarf about all sorts of irrelevant bullshit, like recipes and childrearing and perfume

so the dwarf goes back home, enraged

and is like “BTW guess what happened, we’re all just going to be men forever now as far as the tall ones are concerned”

and everyone is justly horrified at this barbarism but they all agree to do whatever  it takes to squeeze those tall bastards for all the resources they are worth

and the dwarves get surlier, and the trade agreements less generous

and the tall people are all “what a miserable and greedy race”

but really they’re just still nursing a grudge about how goddamn backwards and sexist the tall people are

because their best negotiator, one of their sacred cave people, got snubbed the instant she said she was capable of childbirth - and a mortal insult like that can never be forgiven

cough. i did a thing

Boop Description

I haven't seen a boop image(?) description going around yet! It might be buried somewhere in my dash backlog and I haven't gotten to it yet, but why take that chance?

When you click the button to Boop someone, a cartoon cat's paw will swipe over your screen from one of three directions: Left, right, and top. The paw will be one of three colors: White with pink toe beans, orange with brown toe beans, or black with charcoal toe beans.

Furthermore, if you go for a Super Boop (hover over the Boop button by someone's name until it starts to spin), three paws will appear to boop the screen, with one from each direction. All three paws will be the same color, though.

Finally, it looks like there's some extra shenanigans going on if you hover over the boop button by someone's name before the paw(s) that just booped your screen completely disappears? I haven't investigated this much yet, though.

I love how Internet is a tool you can use for finding a community around you. And if you don't find what you look for - build it yourself.

Be it a bookclub, various DIY/crafting communities, sport club, or board game club, or just whatever. There are people who enjoy your hobbies. You just need to reach them.

Trying to draw buildings

You need only three? I've waited waaaay too long XD

WAIT GET BACK HERE @tropicalcryptid HOW DO YOU SEND *EVIL* BOOPS???