At My Funeral, I Want There To Be One Bouquet Of Black Roses And At The End, Right Before They Bury Or

At my funeral, I want there to be one bouquet of black roses and at the end, right before they bury or cremate my body, the bouquet will be thrown into the crowd to see who's next like at a wedding.

WHAT DO WE WANT?!?

CARBS!!!

WHEN DO WE WANT ‘EM?!?

2 AM!!!

When you pet your cat on the head and they get up and follow you to your room so you can snuggle

Fun fact!

You have spit so that your teeth won't dissolve

No one:

Me at 2am when I'm keeping myself awake because of nightmares & intrusive thoughts:

For the record, this is self-destructive

For the record, I'm aware of that

For the record, I've been picturing my body

Dismembered on the carpet, being eaten by my cat

Just found this tag on an AO3 post