Hey Everyone Its April Fools. But Dont Worry I Dont Have Anything Planned. Just Going To Sit Here And...

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

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I'm watching a video essay about a game ive been interested in playing. The creator of the video, who has crossdressed multiple times, makes a "women arent funny" joke, and i suddenly realize ive never witnessed him acknowledge a woman in an uplifting way before.

I'm on a dating app for lgbt+ people. I've stated multiple times on my profile that i would rather lose an arm than recieve nudes without consent. I will be sent five dick pics for every 2 people i talk to that night.

I'm talking with my dad, who informs me he's been trying his best to learn about trans issues. He says the same things steven crowder brings up when trying to ridicule trans people. I gently but firmly correct my father and get told that ive been fed propaganda.

I'm on instagram, under the comments of a post ridiculing someone for being a misogynyst. Someone's left a comment saying "it must be hard being a woman on the internet" and i respond "it is." I will have every aspect of my appearance scrutinized as a reminder that no matter how well i pass, it will never be enough for someone with bad intentions.

I'm back on that dating app for lgbt+ people. I'm messaged by an attractive looking person, but i can see their partner prominently displayed in all but their main photo, oftentimes striking what im sure they thought was a very intimidating pose. Their bio says "looking for a third for our anniversary." I know that even if I did feel up to it, the gruff partner wouldnt approve of me because i don't pass.

I'm at a job interview for a clothing store. I tell the gracefully-dressed woman interviewing me that ever since i began my transition, i've discovered an interest in fashion, and that this job would allow me to dip my toes into the industry in a safe way. I'm told that i've reduced womanhood to a stereotype, and i can tell by her tone that i lost any chance at the job the minute she realized i was trans.

I'm at the same hospital i got facial feminization surgery in, trying to figure out what's wrong with my bowels. When the person behind the desk gives me a wristband with my patient info on it, i notice a single, lonely, letter M. I ask a nurse in private why it would say that despite me having changed it nearly a year prior. They say they have no clue, and bring in paperwork for me to fill out and have it re-changed again.

I'm living with my mom at the time. I'm new to transitioning, and decide to try my hand at voice training. It feels a bit off, but otherwise im feeling neutral toward the whole thing. I try speaking in this new voice to my mom and she laughs. Now, when people ask if i intend to voice train, i find speaking at all difficult for minutes after.

I didnt have some sort of grand message to convey by this. I just had a thought and then that thought spiralled into whatever the hell this became. Some, okay most, might call it complaining; they are right to do so.

I want to say one more thing as a cis person who experimented with labels over the years, questioned my gender, and ended up as cis after all. The trans community did not "indoctrinate" me. I had always been asking these questions, even as a little kid before I knew trans people even existed. Over the years, trans women gave me the courage to explore the femininity I wasted my youth denying, trans men taught me that manhood is what you make of it and that nobody could tell me how to define it, and nonbinary people taught me just how limitless my possibilities were. The only parts of my upbringing that left me "confused" about gender were the conservatives who imposed a vision of gender that my friends and I could not relate to. And when I realized trans identity wasn't something I could claim after all, the community loved me all the same. I am happier, and the world is more beautiful, because of trans people. The human impulse to create and survive isn't going anywhere, and neither are trans people.

I wanna make a bet that when Cassie finds out that her staff bot friend is actually her father her reaction either would be screaming the daylights out of herself, or passing out from shock. Or both.

Michael on the other hand, would probably be "😳" ??? Idk-

follow up to this. Mikey’s been at this long enough to know that if someone died at Fazbears, they probably ended up in a robot.

// TW: SA, Noncon, dubcon mention (not graphic)

Its about the more uncomfortable topics that why i reposted instead of putting this on the original post, ok safe reading.

By all of Dick's exes I fully mean all of his CONSENSUAL DATES (that are mostly gingers and thats why its funny). Again, consensual dates.

Like for example, I dont consider Talia and Jason fucking once after his resurrection a good thing. I dont count it, it didnt fucking happen, I dont like it so I dont count it at all. And while it is just heavily implied and not as obvious as Dick getting SA'd, does not mean I count any form of sex that doesnt have 110% consent as "dating" or "Exes" or "hooked up once" because they didnt. Rape is not hooking up. Nor it is dating.

Now that that's cleared up.

Its real funny to me cause Jason and Dick dont know each other when Jason was Robin. Dick hates Bruce, Bruce gets a new Robin, Dick is pissed, so they dont interact. I mean, I'm sure they talked once, but they dont really know each other. Jason fucking dies. Dick is regretful for not knowing him better, but its not really unbelievable guilt as Bruce has constantly.

So yeah, I fully believe Dick and Jason's brother relationship is a bit more graphic, like sex joke here and there, cause they have mostly the same friend group (in which are all adults). Theres not the brother protectiveness from Dick to Jason because Jason's not the "sweet little brother" he's the "revived angry brother he didnt know that well before but knows now". Like Dick telling Jason abt his new boohoo and Jason making fun of him because I believe Dick is a hopeless romantic.

Thats my interpretation of their relationship.

Its never gonna be as deep and connected and them and any of the others. They could've know each other more, but they didn't. Not to say their relationship isnt good on the field. No, they work wonderfully together (when Batman's not there but yknow), they are the first Robins, they have the acrobat and the brute. Not to say they're not amazing in their other skills, but the unmovable object and the unstoppable force are so different that they work together.

But they're not gonna have a deep brotherly connection. They're both traumatised grown men. It happens.

So yeah, its really funny that Jason gets with all Dick's exes.

Jason at this point probably doesnt even actually hooks up with them, its just like "Wanna fuck with Dick?" and does some shit and snickers abt it with them and Dick finds it stupidly annoying cause he knows Jason's just trying to make him annoyed and it's working. But its funny at least for me.

Anyways yeah that's it, I totally forgot not anyone has "The Gingers™ + friends" on their mind at all times.

I feel like I could make this easier to understand by sketching some funny interactions or writing something. Oh well I'll do it later.

Jason ships have been on my mind so im gonna write shit down

I dont think jason should date anyone specifically, maybe its cause the characterization of jason that i most adore is the "angry pit reaction" which is him not really wanting to do anything particularly, gets triggered, kills tim, regrets it, rinse and repeat. Can it be easily mischaracterized? Yes, of course. Do I care? Not really, cringe is dead and I live for fanfiction. Anyways, Jason shouldnt really date anyone cause the thing I always hate in relationships is when a partner gets angry as a way of coping and just destroys shit and breaks walls, like that's money right there, stop wasting money because of your temper tantrums you overgrown emotionally stunted child. Which is not to make people with that kind of issues feel bad, I'm just like, get your shit together, then date, no one should be forced to "fix" you that isn't the therapist you're paying.

So no, Jason shouldn't date anyone because I like my Jason emotionally constipated and I hate my relationships with emotionally constipated people.

HOWEVER

What I do LOVE, is the joke that Jason dates all of Dick's exes. All of them and more. By "dating" tho i fully means a few weeks at best full of hook ups, you're saying you're dating but you're just being friend and fucking at the same time and you know its not gonna last.

Like, for example, all of Outlaws. That's polyamoury right there!! I love bisexuals. The Ginger trio if you will, except one of them is emo and/or has far too much daddy issues.

I just genuinely enjoy the idea of Jason being like "oh you're done? You stopped dating? Are you over them? Wanna check?" Sends a pic to Dick of him making out with whatever ex he broke up with.

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