The V's Are So Funny To Me. They Own Some Of The Biggest Media Companies In Hell. They're A Bunch Of

the v's are so funny to me. they own some of the biggest media companies in hell. they're a bunch of upstarts who have the patience of a toddler. only one of them can deal with the others shit at a time like they're playing the worst game of rock paper scissors ever. they call each other pet names. they're hells worst polycule. they're somehow the least and most efficient business partners ever. they're some of the most impulsive people on the cast. they manipulate each other constantly. they're a moth, a tv, and a clown. one of them is so much worse than the other two. i think they'd kill each other if they were allowed too. they lean on each other so heavily they'd knock over the leaning tower of piza. ive never seen three cunts try so hard in my life.

like what is wrong with them i want to put them in a terrarium and observe them with a magnifying glass (and kill the moth one but-).

You know the best part of Charlie almost tearing Valentino a new one?

She didn’t even see the entire interaction. Literally all she saw was Val shoving Angel back onto the set, she probably didn’t even see his black eye. And that one shove was still more than enough to set her off. And this is the most furious she’s ever been no less.

And honestly, this makes me a little more convinced that Asmodeus has some hand in Charlie’s upbringing. Cause with both his and Lilith’s perspectives on abusive relationships and just how wrong they are; I think it gives a solid reason behind why Charlie would react so strongly to what on the surface just looks like a stressed director being a little too pushy with his employee.

And also as I’m typing this, I just realized, I think if anyone else from the hotel came to the set that day, Valentino would not have reacted nearly as strongly. But Charlie is special. She not only treats people decently, but she’s more powerful than Val could ever hope to be. Val’s just an Overlord, Charlie’s the literal Princess. So if Charlie gets enough of a “hold” on Angel, Val loses all his control over him and he fears that.

When I say 'pathetic' I meant THIS PATHETHIC

We need Vox' cunty ass walk. The two vees already did it

Another Vox Fan!!

If you are able to write, Vox x Daughter!Reader, headcanons or instead, if not comfortable, Vox x GN!Overlord!Reader, headcanons!!

-Ottilie🦭

yessss i love him, and ofc i can do that!! ill (probably) do the overlord! reader later, cuz that one seems interesting to me too :))

cw: nothing really

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⊹˚. ♡ || being vox’s daughter would make an interesting dynamic

⊹˚. ♡ || yes, he cares about you, but sometimes you feel like he cares about his work more

⊹˚. ♡ || hes always been a bit more emotionally unavailable than he should be since he’s so busy

⊹˚. ♡ || he does feel guilty about it, though, and he tries his best when he is around

⊹˚. ♡ || he absolutely spoils you whenever he can, buying you whatever you need/want, he is rich, after all

⊹˚. ♡ || you probably wouldn’t interact with the vee’s all that much, valentino pretty much never and maybe velvette a few times, she would probably just disregard your existence, though.

⊹˚. ♡ || he would try and keep his daughter away from the public and press except for the small “-as someone with a daughter myself-,” here and there

⊹˚. ♡ || he knows how harmful it can be for a kid to be in front of the public eye.

⊹˚. ♡ || usually he wouldn’t care but with his child? oh, that just wont slide.

⊹˚. ♡ || he overall just wants the best for you, even if it doesn’t seem like it.

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