It's Really Weird Having A First Dog Be Blind And Then Getting A Second Who Can See...like How Was I

it's really weird having a first dog be blind and then getting a second who can see...like how was I supposed to be prepared for this.

this creature can perceive when I put the treats up on the high shelf. or when I hide stuff behind my back. I can't fool her!! she's always watching me and she shouldn't have this much knowledge!!!

I walk around at night and I shine my flash light directly into her eyes and I'll just be standing there staring at her weird blue orbs for like 5 seconds until I realize it's probably extremely annoying to her, because she has eyes!! I'll turn on the light in the room and she gruffs and grumbles like ?? oh right!! light wakes you up!! the fuck??

Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact

this one got me crying gotta say

Pride Poems Day 29 (Oh fuck tomorrows it) Theme: Transneu Blues A special thank you to @leafgorge and you, the reader

It Doesn’t Look Like Poetry

It doesn’t look like poetry

On the surface

You don’t look like poetry on the surface

But down in your soul

Down in your heart

A fox dances with the moon and stars,

While gold and marble statues waltz to the tune of your own heartbeat

This isn’t normal

To have a pink sun under your skin

Or a land of yellow seagrass, black sand, and a purple ocean beneath a misty white sky

But you never were normal,

So why care?

You don’t look like poetry on the surface,

But you skin hides the you that glows a color

That only you can see

It doesn’t look like poetry

But maybe it is

ITS MELANIE MARTINEZ I WOULD TRUST HER WISH MY FIRSTBORN

Would you trust the person in your profile photo with your life?

kauserkuww34

WHAT THE FUCK

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