I Want Dragons To Be A Symbol Of Femininity. They Are Now. I Just Decided

i want dragons to be a symbol of femininity. they are now. i just decided

Funny, when my cat sleeps next to me, he kicks me in the face... 

Also, the chewing thing isn’t completely true: A cats teeth are not made for chewing which is why they can have trouble with large pieces of food, they can however crush larger pieces of kibble or treats if needed, though it isn’t easy for them ;)

Ditty, our ship cat, looking magnificent and nautical.

El Dorado is literally a reaction GIF GOLDMINE

When you and your friend are on the same page

NAILED IT

When you’re trying to show your friend something important

When two fans react differently to the same thing

When a fandom realizes they fucked up

When your celeb crush is doing THE FACE

DA FEELS

EXCUSE U

When shit gets real

Dealing with TPTB

Being seductive

Fandom comebacks

GAME ON

LOL NOPE

When you’re 5634% DONE

When you’re trying to be helpful but the other person is being ridiculous

When you’re challenging an argument

When things DO get worse

JUST CUZ

My personal favorite

  (GIFs NOT MINE)

This is going viral on Facebook right now. There are jokes being made about it, and it makes me sick. Let me educate you guys, and hopefully save a few turtles in the process:

1. Turtles know where they’re going. DO NOT MOVE THEM IN A DIFFERENT DIRECTION THAN THEY ARE ALREADY HEADING. Some turtles, such as Box Turtles, will actually die if they are moved or deterred from going where they’re going.

2. If the turtle is in danger, such as being in the middle of a busy road, then simply pick it up and move it (in the same direction it was going) until it is in a safe place. That’s it. Don’t take it home, and don’t bring it to a completely new location unless absolutely necessary!

3. While I’m talking about it, there is a proper way to pick up a turtle! DO NOT grab or pick up the turtle by its tail or legs. That can cause extreme pain and permanent harm to the animal! Place one hand on each side of the shell, a little bit behind the front legs, and lift the turtle. Make sure you keep the turtle low to the grown, should it decide to freak out a bit and you drop it.

4. If the turtle is large, it may be a snapping turtle. Those are aggressive and have extremely painful bites! Instead of picking it up, gently move it along with a blunt object until it is safely out of harms way.

5. Turtles swim and enjoy water. They know how to find a water source, they do not need your help. If you see a turtle roaming around next to a pond or lake, don’t pick it up and toss it in the water, it’s likely on land for a reason!

6. Tortoises are NOT water animals in any way, shape, or form! Don’t EVER throw them into any water! While some can swim, most cannot and will drown!

7. How do you tell the difference between a turtle and a tortoise? Here’s a few ways:

-Turtles tend to have webbed feet for swimming, while tortoises have round, stubby feet for walking.

-Turtles have flatter shells; tortoises have large, dome shaped shells that tend to have bumps and ridges on them.

Thank you for taking the time to read this, and if you have any other information that can help to educate people on this topic, please feel free to add it!