6 Extremely Well-Mannered Insults!

6 Extremely Well-Mannered Insults!

I found these hilarious, might use them :p

May the chocolate chips in your cookies turn out to be raisins.

May every sock you wear be slightly rotated, just enough for it to be uncomfortable.

May your mother come to talk to you, and then leave your door slightly ajar, so that you have to get up and close it.

May your article load that extra little bit as you're about to click a link so you click an ad instead.

May both sides of your pillow be warm.

May you forever feel your phone vibrate in your pocket.

Creepypasta incorrect quotes

Jeff: Have you ever liked someone, but you were too afraid to tell them?

Y/N: Of course! 

Jeff and Y/N:  silence

BEN: *face palms* JUST KISS ALREADY!!!

Jeff and Y/N: *blush furiously*

Y/N: Hey BEN? What are you doing?

BEN: Writing a fanfic

Y/N: About what?

BEN: You and Jeff

Y/N: W-what? W-why?

BEN: Jeff asked me to. I'm being paid.

Jeff: I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THAT ANONYMOUS IDIOT!

Y/N: *does something stupid*

Jeff: ... why are you like this?

Y/N: Aww, come on! You know you love me!

Jeff: ... where did you get that idea? *jokingly*

Y/N: *sniffles*

Jeff : !!!!!

Jeff: WAIT I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN IT I LOVE YOU!

*Y/N yelling at Jeff and BEN after they fucked up*

Y/N: Roses are red, Violets are blue, If I had a brick, I'd throw it at you!

Jeff and BEN: *sweatdrops*

Jeff and BEN:  *looks at each other* this is your fault.

Pasta girls sleepover

Jane: Okay, Y/N, you're up!

Y/N:  All right. Never have I ever kissed someone.

Jeff: *bursts through wall* 

Jeff: I can change that!

Liu: Did you just fall?

Jeff: No. I attacked the floor.

Lui: Backwards? 

Jeff: I'm fucking talented! 

Okay, I think it is obvious that I'm a big fan of Jeff.😅😘

It's true what they say... Extroverts adopt Introverts

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Modern au kyo please? He's been crushing on a teacher as well who's his complete opposite, he likes to tease her and make her flustered, but then she gets enough of it and straight up kisses him to shut him up :') thank you! Hope you have a wonderful 2020 ahead of you!! Oh yeah, can be on hcs or scenario form!

Hey hey, bby! Hope you like this one! And thank you soooo much! Hope you have an amazing year as well.

Ooh, and I think this ticks off a few other reqs as well. Like a shy s/o, a New Year theme, and some others that play along the same lines. Also, this was written while listening to Late to the Party by Kacey Musgraves.

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Modern AU: Kyōjurō x F!S/O - Opposites Attract (SFW Scenario):

If (Y/n) were to be honest, she would have rather been at home on New Year’s Eve. But, as her co-teachers planned it, they were all required to attend the year-end party that Uzui and Rengoku had arranged.

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Doesn’t matter if you write in a frequent basis, or once in a blue moon, just how many of us are there?

Thanks so much guys! Glad you all like it!😁

Creepypasta incorrect quotes

Jeff: Have you ever liked someone, but you were too afraid to tell them?

Y/N: Of course! 

Jeff and Y/N:  silence

BEN: *face palms* JUST KISS ALREADY!!!

Jeff and Y/N: *blush furiously*

Y/N: Hey BEN? What are you doing?

BEN: Writing a fanfic

Y/N: About what?

BEN: You and Jeff

Y/N: W-what? W-why?

BEN: Jeff asked me to. I’m being paid.

Jeff: I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THAT ANONYMOUS IDIOT!

Y/N: *does something stupid*

Jeff: … why are you like this?

Y/N: Aww, come on! You know you love me!

Jeff: … where did you get that idea? *jokingly*

Y/N: *sniffles*

Jeff : !!!!!

Jeff: WAIT I’M SORRY I DIDN’T MEAN IT I LOVE YOU!

*Y/N yelling at Jeff and BEN after they fucked up*

Y/N: Roses are red, Violets are blue, If I had a brick, I’d throw it at you!

Jeff and BEN: *sweatdrops*

Jeff and BEN:  *looks at each other* this is your fault.

Pasta girls sleepover

Jane: Okay, Y/N, you’re up!

Y/N:  All right. Never have I ever kissed someone.

Jeff: *bursts through wall* 

Jeff: I can change that!

Liu: Did you just fall?

Jeff: No. I attacked the floor.

Lui: Backwards? 

Jeff: I’m fucking talented! 

Okay, I think it is obvious that I’m a big fan of Jeff.😅😘

WORDS FOR KILLING DIFFERENT PEOPLE

If you are into crime documentaries and such, you might find this interesting. If this topic makes you uncomfortable, please ignore this and move on. :)

Amicide: Murder of a friend

Episcopicide: Killing of bishops

Filicide: Killing of one's own child

Fraticide: Killing one's brother

Gynaecide: Killing of women

Mariticide: Killing or killer of one's husband

Neonaticide: Killing or killer of a newborn infant

Parenticide: Killing or killer of one's parents

Parricide: Killing of parents

(With the last 2,

one is killing your parents or someone killing your parents, the other is killing parents, in general. Just thought I'd clear that up)