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6 Extremely Well-Mannered Insults!

I found these hilarious, might use them :p

May the chocolate chips in your cookies turn out to be raisins.

May every sock you wear be slightly rotated, just enough for it to be uncomfortable.

May your mother come to talk to you, and then leave your door slightly ajar, so that you have to get up and close it.

May your article load that extra little bit as you're about to click a link so you click an ad instead.

May both sides of your pillow be warm.

May you forever feel your phone vibrate in your pocket.