Unfortunately (for Palpatine), This Ends The Grievous Plot Line Early, As Cody Bodyslams Him And Then

Unfortunately (for Palpatine), this ends the grievous plot line early, as Cody bodyslams him and then turns on the Saber half pressed against grievous's stomach

au where obi-wan ends up killing maul the first time, back when he’s a padawan. the only thing he leaves behind is his lightsaber. obi-san takes it, thinking he may need it someday, and ends up healing the crystal inside.

he prefers using his own saber, so he doesn’t really end up using it, but decides, after a close call in battle, to train his commander and give it to him, incase there’s an emergency. let’s just say there are many, with a self sacrificing jedi and his chaotic padawan and grandpadawan. also, it’s always a surprise to the enemy, since nobody expects the clone to have a double ended white lightsaber

Cops parked in bike lanes are a real problem, luckily, there is a solution...

The hill I want to die on: shig is technically a tea in the same way as rooibos (one example; which isn’t a tea bush, but a pea plant) which means that actually Mandalore has tea and they probably have a million blends they mix or make themselves and Obi-Wan should NOT be suffering to find ‘tea’ by another name within the company of Mandalorians.

Now, I know someone who v much hates rooibos so like. Yeah. Maybe he’ll hate it. But. It’s not a tea desert 🤷‍♀️

Subtle insults:

I feel like you are very involved in your local HOA

You seem like the type to really care about their property values

I fucking hate you and want your car to get hit by a very fast train

I can see you have no need for the bus

Wow, I can see the historic 1950s feel of your neighborhood

i kinda hate how closed off webtoon fandoms are cause like, this webtoon will have thousands of readers, no fanart, like 2 fics, both being a crossover fic, (not really my thing) and im just like. shit. gotta do it myself

unrelated but ive got a sketch going of Teresa