Sbi!

Sbi!

and. again i'd like to reiterate that its so fucking clear that people who decide to cancel techno under the guise of him being "antisemitic" DO NOT care about jews in the slightest. i do not actually give a fuck about some minecraft guy tweeting "is hitler a lesbian?"

an orthodox jewish family of three got slashed with a knife in nyc while visiting from belgium during passover. france is banning kosher slaughter in june. antisemitic hatecrimes are on the rise. i do not give a FUCK about performative twitter "expose" threads. stop exploiting our pain just so you can ruin someone's week.

closes twitter.

inhales.

WHAT THE FRICK.

reasons techno is so gender:

neurodivergent!!!!! that automatically means Big Gender (/hj, idk hes just easier to relate to n his success at being Him is. very nice to see)

good voice!!!!! he talks nice n calm but has a lot of emotion that u can only hear if uve been listening to him for a bit!

animals!!!!!!! he likes animals!!!!!!!!! n he pets them (have yall seen the vr vid??? he tries to pet a wolf!!!!!!!!! 10/10!!!!!) and names them n gets attached to them and taht is very gender!!!!!! big same!!!!!!

style!!!! he isnt Human (in mc (and probably real life too /j)) and like yeah!!!!!!! and hes from a different dimension if were goin with pigman AND he has fancy coat!!!!! heavy coat and sword!!!! yeah!!!!!

sword!!!!!!!!! he can go brrrr and kill things and look Great doing it!!!!! gender!!!!!

AND other weapons!!!! he is so pog

friend!!!!!!!! he has One (1) close friend in dsmp and they r!!!!!!! so close!!!!!!!!! no thoughts only phil n techno friendship!!!!!!!! and techno with the rest of sbi outside of dsmp!!!!!!!!!!!! AND that one clip of niki and,,,someone else talking about how nice he is!!!!!!!!! THAT is ideal gender!!!!!!!!!! strong!! but rlly nice!!!!! and a good voice and maybe long hair and kinda feminine if ur going with anime techno but still seen as masculine and all that!!!!!! yeah!!!!!!!!!

he openly stims!!! his bu ba daaas n all those!!!! those r stims n u cant change my mind!!! n in dsmp i think petting steve and ringing bells and dying things and enchanting things and braiding things and singing!!!!!!! he makes noise!!! hes having fun!!!!

hes just kinda vibing!! and having fun!!!! and he gets sucked into tasks for way too long and same!!!!!! i spent several hours last night trying to find missing pronouns from lambdamoo!!!!!!!!! there no where but i still look!!!! 

he also has a good sense of humor and thats just Nice

The thing that annoys me so much about Twitter freaking out over the "murder is bad" tweet is that this kind of attitude actively hurts activist causes.

Literally all this kind of nitpicking over tone does is make people less likely to talk about serious issues because they're too afraid that they'll do it wrong, or they just straight up can't because it would ruin their brand or come off as inauthentic to suddenly get all solemn. AND on top of that, seriousness is NOT always the best approach. Humour, including dark humour, absolutely has its uses. People are more likely to act on something that made them laugh than something that made them feel depressed.

(Wow, depression enables apathy? Who would have though /s)

So yes, I'd be willing to bet that a slightly humorous tweet WILL actually get more signatures on a petition than a solemn one.

(I mean I'm not the biggest fan of petitions as activism but that's besides the point here.)

Also ffs, who can honestly say they've never dealt with heavy issues through humour? It's such a natural reaction and it helps ease the tension. We NEED that. You get burned out SO QUICKLY if you don't get any kind of emotional release. Your brain starts associating activism and politics with pain and stress, until you can't take it anymore. It's just not mentally sustainable.

please do, that was interesting af

dsmp c! bookshelves and what’s on it because why not

technoblade: his would be a full book case filled to the brim philosophy books, greek mythology (obviously) strictly, no fiction (except for song of Achilles that was a joke gift wilbur gave him that techno actually cried while reading it) , lots of history books mostly about environments and wildlife (the nether, piglin all that jazz), art of war, war and peace, and stray battle tactic books

tommy: all of his books would be thrown in a chest. most of them are stray hand me downs from techno or wilbur, but most of it is fictional stories. not a lot of plot in the stories he reads, just classic cliches. he would of course carry a whole stack of marvel comics, he has a stray dc comic but other then that most are spider-man or avengers related. he also keeps one child hood diary that just contains strewn profanity’s directed at the sbi group because he got picked on for being the youngest

philza: this is a massive collection of books, mostly collected over his adventurers or prized treasures that were given to him. the books that stand out the most though are enchanting books, treasure maps or mystical history. side note he keeps everything his kids ever given to him. side side note, he has all of wilburs diary’s and writings, even his music books and history books he created

wilbur: random cryptic books, strategy game books, song books, music journals, recordings of his history, letters he never got to give to fundy as. just in case, philzas letters, a single peculiar recipe book that has a recipe for ant eaters, vast amounts of books on political science , a birthday gift to tommy that’s just a engraved book of how to sex 3 as a joke, psychology books. wilbur has the most diverse collection of books out of anyone on the server in

i’ll prob to a part 2