Technoblade My Beloved (ft. Steve)

Technoblade my beloved (ft. Steve)

INSPIRED BY THE BIRD YOU JUST REBLOGGED AND ALSO AN IDEA II HAD EARLIER BUT DIIDNT KNOW HOW TO WORD

what if philzas flock iisnt just crows what if he got all sorta shit in there. on the one hand that would be gorgeous because imagine all the colours. on the other hand imagine the first time he gets one of those big fuckoff sized, like, toucans, pov it lands on technos head

liiiike yo crows are pog but we're missing out on him having little tiny humming birds or letter hawks or MAGPIES im obsessed with this - andy

BSLDDHOD FUVK YESSSSS

I just imagine techno like. Hey im expecting a message from phil do u see anything flyin in ranboo?

N ranboo goes to the window and just sees a fucking ostrich running towards them full sprint

reasons techno is so gender:

neurodivergent!!!!! that automatically means Big Gender (/hj, idk hes just easier to relate to n his success at being Him is. very nice to see)

good voice!!!!! he talks nice n calm but has a lot of emotion that u can only hear if uve been listening to him for a bit!

animals!!!!!!! he likes animals!!!!!!!!! n he pets them (have yall seen the vr vid??? he tries to pet a wolf!!!!!!!!! 10/10!!!!!) and names them n gets attached to them and taht is very gender!!!!!! big same!!!!!!

style!!!! he isnt Human (in mc (and probably real life too /j)) and like yeah!!!!!!! and hes from a different dimension if were goin with pigman AND he has fancy coat!!!!! heavy coat and sword!!!! yeah!!!!!

sword!!!!!!!!! he can go brrrr and kill things and look Great doing it!!!!! gender!!!!!

AND other weapons!!!! he is so pog

friend!!!!!!!! he has One (1) close friend in dsmp and they r!!!!!!! so close!!!!!!!!! no thoughts only phil n techno friendship!!!!!!!! and techno with the rest of sbi outside of dsmp!!!!!!!!!!!! AND that one clip of niki and,,,someone else talking about how nice he is!!!!!!!!! THAT is ideal gender!!!!!!!!!! strong!! but rlly nice!!!!! and a good voice and maybe long hair and kinda feminine if ur going with anime techno but still seen as masculine and all that!!!!!! yeah!!!!!!!!!

he openly stims!!! his bu ba daaas n all those!!!! those r stims n u cant change my mind!!! n in dsmp i think petting steve and ringing bells and dying things and enchanting things and braiding things and singing!!!!!!! he makes noise!!! hes having fun!!!!

hes just kinda vibing!! and having fun!!!! and he gets sucked into tasks for way too long and same!!!!!! i spent several hours last night trying to find missing pronouns from lambdamoo!!!!!!!!! there no where but i still look!!!! 

he also has a good sense of humor and thats just Nice

The tags messed up so I'm just gonna.

Tumblr is like "share your opinions and we'll have tea" while Twitter is "share your opinions and we're gonna start ripping each other's hair out".

Is this about the Techno situation? Perhaps.

CW! Twitter Discourse

M just saying, people aren't wrong for bringing up past mistakes, but they aren't completely in the right either.

Like m8, harassing his mods and spamming @ him on Twitter? Man. People had the chance to dono on stream and ask, politely, well phrased, while also stating their intentions. It's the way that has the highest chance of getting a verbal response.

But nahhhh, not a single dono in the previous stream chill stream, where it was prime time to get him to address the situation. This shit has been going on since January.

Like yes, hold him accountable, that's chill, that's fine, he said some shit that sucks and I can't speak for some of em (but I can for some like the Asian COVID joke. it's chill w/ me, but not with every single one of us. I don't speak for the entire community)

But like, people had the opportunity?

But they chose to instead drag it on a little longer, dragging the rest of SBI into it.

And finally landing it on, once again, "hey we should use Twitter, he has to acknowledge us and give us a verbal apology / tweet about it".

I'm no psychology major, but I'm very sure that's not how every single person works m8 (or like apologize, I guess, in this context).

^^^

I do apologize if some of the things I've said have made you or anyone upset.

I'm trying to say is, there's better ways to address a situation than whatever Twitter is doing right now and definitely far bigger problems (or well the root of it) that people can focus on other than some dude making a bad tweet / sending a dodgy message etc etc.

have a nice day :D

The reply went through and now I'm just

:

Welp.

and. again i'd like to reiterate that its so fucking clear that people who decide to cancel techno under the guise of him being "antisemitic" DO NOT care about jews in the slightest. i do not actually give a fuck about some minecraft guy tweeting "is hitler a lesbian?"

an orthodox jewish family of three got slashed with a knife in nyc while visiting from belgium during passover. france is banning kosher slaughter in june. antisemitic hatecrimes are on the rise. i do not give a FUCK about performative twitter "expose" threads. stop exploiting our pain just so you can ruin someone's week.