*on Leave*

*on leave*

Grey: Paul, where are you?

Paul: On my way home from the store, why?

Grey: You took me to the store with you.

Paul:

Paul: Shit.

Paul: I'm at loss for words.

Hugh: Despite being at loss for words, Paul proceeded to yell at the crew for 45 minutes.

Detmer: You've all heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for-

Detmer: *placing a pot on Pauls's head* A thot in a pot

Paul:

Paul: *getting up from his seat* Get ready for a bitch in a ditch because that's where you're gonna find your body, you little fu-

HUgh: I’m not a doctor I’m a medic.

Paul: What’s the difference then?

Hugh: Well doctors actually save lives, medics just make you feel more comfortable as you die.

Paul: Note to self; never get shot.

Hugh: Okay so as you may have heard, Aidra is non binary.

Hugh: And if anyone fails to accept this fact

Hugh: I am going to identify as a Threat :)

Star Trek Discovery characters as shit my teachers have said to me during exam prep

(If you can correctly guess the subjects of the teachers you win...something)

Georgiou: "I think for excellence you need more slurs"

Micheal: "I want to see the light leave your eyes"

Saru: "Listen, if you're going to invade rome, do it next period."

Pike: "You'd better start writing with that pen or I'll stick it where the sun don't shine-"

Paul: "Yeah, children are STDs. But do you know what else are? Werewolves."