This Is Absolutely Hilarious

this is absolutely hilarious

also Rowan: 'Will my hawk be pink if I dye my hair pink?'

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Aelin: I wasn’t that drunk. There is no way I would be that drunk that easily.

Lysandra: You called yourself ugly.

Aelin:

Aelin: Oh my god.

AHHHH this is so sweet

𝑽𝒂𝒎𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒆!𝑬𝒅𝒅𝒊𝒆 𝑩𝒐𝒚𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔 

⤷ gender neutral, ambiguous race, and any size reader. Requests are open, thank you for reading!    

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my window-shattering babies <3

PS. They remind me so much of Rowaelin

Xaden and Violet - Fourth Wing

Artist: @jodicreates_

I LOVE HIM <3

・ 𝐃𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐄𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐌𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 ・

a/n: this is gender neutral and sfw!

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↬ this is probably such a popular headcanon but eddie would LOVE his head scratched & his hair played with! he wouldn’t think so at first, and be a bit wary but once your fingers started massaging his scalp he thought he would combust

↬   you guys sign things to each other - as in “i love you,” would be “i” - points to eye - “love” - hands over heart, “you” - points to the other person -   

 ⸺ others include: “you” (points to person) “drive” (hands imitating either side of the wheel) “me” (points to self) “crazy” (hand twirling motions around head)

↬ YES you do paint his fingernails (and no they aren’t always black) favourite colours also include red, purple and green

↬ he would definitely be apprehensive to show you his home. no matter what background or social class you come from, he would still have some sort of embarrassment.         

 ⸺ “look I haven’t cleaned up in a while, so maybe the trailer isn’t the best place-”     “hey, wherever you want to go is fine by me. but let me tell you, nothing … and i mean NOTHING could scare me away… or freak me out … okay maybe some things, but not mess, Eddie.”

↬ he loves books, and you’ve noticed that he writes down what he likes for DnD. for his birthday you got him a beautiful leatherbound notebook so he doesn’t have to keep his notes in a crappy school notebook. (he loved it btw and teared up a little because no one has gotten him such a thoughtful gift before)

↬ not a lot of people know this but the money he makes from selling drugs usually goes to helping his uncle with the bills/rent/groceries etc.

↬ he likes to sleep on the right side of the bed

↬ has to have music, a movie or something playing in the background while he’s trying to sleep - complete silence and darkness freaks him out

↬ he LOVES it when you bring him flowers - his favourite are peonies

↬ even if you don’t play with Hellfire, you are an honorary member and Eddie says so because “you help him make the campaigns!!!”

↬ he loves to bathe with you, and not always in a sexy way - he just loves being close to you. (imagine modern!eddie and taking him to Lush to get bath bombs omg he would DIE. his fav bath bomb would be intergalactic or the sleepy bubble bar)

↬  if you have a sibling then they would get along SO GODDAMN WELL. he loves listening to other people’s interests,, so your family would fall in love with eddie tbh