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Yuya: I told Yugo to grab snacks for everyone. Yuto, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks? *Yuya, Yugo, and Yuri raise their hands*
Yuya, to Yusaku: Why is Yuma not talking? Yusaku: I'm playing the silent game with them. Yuya: Well, then you just lost. Yusaku: I lost two hours ago. I gave them ear plugs and told them to close their eyes. It was the only way I could think of to get them to shut up.
Yusaku: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Yuma way. Yuya: Isn't that the wrong way? Yusaku: Yes, but it's faster.
Killua: Please don’t tell Kurapika.
Leorio: Oh, I’m not going to say a word.
Killua: ...you’re going to make me tell him aren’t you?
Leorio: Loud and clear. And every nitty gritty detail.
Yelena: [sends a voice message]
Natasha, in the middle of a mission: I can't listen now, is it important?
Yelena: No, it's fine don't even worry about it
Natasha checks the voice message anyway, slightly suspicious
Yelena, over voice message: NATASHA HELP- THERE'S A FIRE-
Shit Slytherins Say: #257
Gryffindor: Are you busy tomorrow?
Slytherin: That entirely depends on what you’re about to say next.
*Albedo, opening the door*: Sorry I'm late, I was... doing things
*Xinyan rushing in, disheveled*: He pushed me down the f*cking stairs!
Albedo: Pushed is such a strong word... I prefer to call it... 'Giving you a little nudge.'
Xinyan: Oh I'll give you a little nudge when I shove my foot up your ass!
*Albedo, pointing to Keqing and Traveler*: HEY! Watch your f*cking language in front of the presidents.
(Honestly this is what I think of everytime I use Xinyan's elemental burst on Albedo's flower elevator and I accidentally fall afterwards :P)
Obi-Wan: So how is life with two newborns?
Padme, tearing up: Terrible. I didn't know that it was possible for someone to cry this much, Obi-Wan. Make it stop; I can't take it anymore!
Obi-Wan: .....I'm sure that they'll outgrow it someday, Padme.
Padme: oh no, no, no, no. Luke and Leia are angels; they're no trouble at all.
Obi-Wan:
Obi-Wan: But you just said-
Anakin, from the twins' nursery room: *cries loudly* I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
Leia: *gets a paper cut*
Luke, tearing the paper: HASN'T SHE SUFFERED ENOUGH
Padme: Beat three eggs? In what? Political Debate?
Obi-Wan: Must be since Anakin didn't let me bring weapons in the kitchen.
Anakin, who is done with Rich Kids who've never cooked before: Okay, both of you out!
Charlie: what does take out mean?
Vaggie: food
Angel dust: dating
Nifty: murder
Alastor: all three if you’re not a coward
I should probably explain a lil bit about the world of my main OCs (Fox, Wolf, Fang, Bone) real quick.
So, Fox and Wolf are two scientists from a dimension that's very similar to ours. Has the internet, modern technology, etc.
This dimension is known as 5b.
(This picture is not mine, if someone finds the original photo taker that would be great)
On the other hand, Fang and Bone are from dimension 5a: A post-apocalyptic world that experienced a nuclear holocaust in 1983. Most world countries have collapsed, the environment is irradiated, and most of society in the United States live in underground bunkers.
(This pic is mine, AI generated by Imagine.)
So you might be wondering: Why did this event happen in 1983? This is based on a real-life event: Oko, a missile detection system in the Soviet Union, falsely detected missiles from the US heading to Russia. Stanislav Petrov, the man on duty at the time, ignored the warning from the system, potentially saving the world from WW3. Had he responded, the Soviet Union would have 'retaliated' by shooting missiles back in return.
That's the difference between 5a and 5b. 5a is the result of Stanislav Petrov believing the warning to be legit and convincing command to strike back immediately, causing a nuclear exchange that destroyed civilization. 5b is just like our real life world: he ignored the warning and the world exists like it does today.
I'll go into more detail in the future on the major differences between each world, Anarchy City, and how the countries of the world fare in 5a.
Kelso: Hey Jackie, are those astronaut pants? 'Cause your ass is out of this world!
Jackie: No Michael, these are baseball pants. 'Cause my ass is out of your league. [walks away]
Hyde: *smirks*
Kelso: Ow, my eye!
Jackie: You'd do that for me?
Hyde: I'd do a lot of things to you.
Jackie: You mean... for me.
Hyde: Yeah, that too.
Donna: Truth or dare, Jackie?
Jackie: Dare.
Donna: Kiss the hottest person in the room.
Jackie: Steven?
Hyde, slightly flushed: Yeah?
Jackie: How do I kiss myself?
Jackie: I am at a loss for words!
Hyde: And yet you yelled at me for two hours straight.
Jackie: You're late.
Hyde: You're hot.
Jackie: You're forgiven.
Jackie: I bet I could fit the whole world in my hands!
Hyde: Jackie, that's impossible.
Jackie, cupping his face: Are you sure?
Hyde, embarrassed: Stop it, you'll ruin my rep.
Walking home today and I bumped into Dark Meta Knight, who instantly started talking shit about aluminum being the best for a mask. I tried to remain calm and explain to him that iron is actually the best metal, but he wouldn't take a hint. He started throwing around words like "rust, and I lost it. Stabbed him right in his aluminum-loving fuck face. I hate aluminum so much.
Meta Knight