Pastors In Media: Solemn, Conservative, Take Their Job Way To Seriously

Pastors in media: solemn, conservative, take their job way to seriously

The pastors at the last two churches I’ve been to: screams water puns while waving a plastic shovel , throws dirt on the ground to make a point, uses shrek for a sermon at least 3 times, casually snacks on the communion bread during service , has sermon titles such as ‘shit happens’ and ‘does god take selfies?’

There’s a hole in my chest where you used to be

My lungs were there too/ now I can’t breathe

If I close my eyes will you be in my dreams?

If that’s the case, then I’m too scared to sleep.

SO I HAD THIS HORRIFYING REALIZATION AT WORK THE OTHER DAY ABOUT MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS. #sixofcrows #goroakechi #clonewars #kazbrekker #persona5 #darthmaul #louisbeastars #beastars https://www.instagram.com/p/CQWD4D3B6_g/?utm_medium=tumblr

Finally. Someone other than me said it.

Chronic Akeshu brain got me like:

So I cant believe i hadnt done this before but I looked up the English translation for "Our Light" from Persona 5 Royal and

AtlUS WHAT THE FUCK there is no heterosexual explanation for this shit, yall are really out here baiting the FUCK out of us Shuake shippers