I Cant Tell If This Is Writing Advice About How Your World Should Make A Moniker Of Sense (ie: Frogs

I can’t tell if this is writing advice about how your world should make a moniker of sense (ie: frogs are not equipped to drink blood like vampires so if you make a blood sucking frog you must actually gove it the ability to suck blood) or if this is some random shitpost made at five am that in reading waaay to deep into

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

I was gonna disagree with you, but then I remembered how he spent a page and a half talking about how beautiful jaquzzi’s eyes were in the light novels, so there really isn’t an argument to be made.

Claire Stanfield is bi and that’s all I’m gonna say on this matter

Reblogging purely for Shirley.

whoever catches that cat gets a kiss from a student council member right?

S O. M A N Y. C O L O R S.

ok that’s enough colors for today

The gandors: “three caballeros” from The three caballeros

Eve: “when will my life begin” from tangled

Baccano Disney theme song headcanon

There’s an explanation for this. Suddenly the matter of theme songs were brought up in a skype conversation and all of a sudden I couldn’t stop linking Baccano characters to Disney songs that would be their theme songs. Please don’t take this seriously, it’s for fun and some of them are really crack.

Claire: “Why Should I Worry” from Oliver & Co.

Jacuzzi: “Zero to Hero” from Hercules.

Ronnie: “Poor Unfortunate Souls” from The Little Mermaid.

Szilard: “Cruella de Vil” from 101 Dalmatians.

Isaac and Miria: “A Whole New World” from Aladdin.

Firo and Ennis: “So This is Love” from Cinderella.

Firo alone: “He Lives in You” from The Lion King 2.

Elmer and Huey: “Best of Friends” from The Fox and the Hound.

Elmer alone: “On My Way” from Brother Bear.

Monica: “Love” from Robin Hood.

Graham: “In a World of My Own” from Alice in Wonderland.

Shaft: “We Are One” from The Lion King 2.

Christopher: “I Wanna Be Like You” from The Jungle Book.

Richardo: “Reflection” from Mulan.

Sickle: “I won’t Say I’m in Love” from Hercules.

Lamia as a whole: “God Help the Outcasts” from The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Lebreau: “I’m Still Here” from Treasure Planet.

Claudia: “A Star is Born” from Hercules.

Phil: “Go The Distance” from Hercules.

Roy Maddock: “Pink Elephants on Parade” from Dumbo.

Sleep is the worst because my brain never shuts off and my body always hurts and honestly why is sleeping a thing.