I Am Reblogging Because A Lot Of People Posting The Hulu One, But This Is Pretty Good Yall

I am reblogging because a lot of people posting the Hulu one, but this is pretty good y’all

Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994) dir. Mike Newell

‘I just wondered, in short, to recap it in a slightly clearer version, the words of David Cassidy, in fact, while he was still with The Partridge Family, “I think I love you.”’

I can’t tell if this is writing advice about how your world should make a moniker of sense (ie: frogs are not equipped to drink blood like vampires so if you make a blood sucking frog you must actually gove it the ability to suck blood) or if this is some random shitpost made at five am that in reading waaay to deep into

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

Reblogging purely for Shirley.

whoever catches that cat gets a kiss from a student council member right?

W a s p s

An interesting thing at my school, the higher the grade the fewer people who say the pledge. I personally think the pledge is outdated and part of America’s patriotic propaganda, so I go out of my way to do something while the pledge is happening: throw something out, start the days work, draw, read. Surprisingly I’ve only been asked to stand once.

Some of you actually stood up and recited the pledge of allegiance in school and it shows

Until I saw iron man in the background i 100% thought this was a screenshot of some new iteration of Scooby-Doo.

okay but also can we talk about the episode where natasha was a vampire

and she 

ran into a mirror

because she couldn’t see her own reflection and just

knocked herself out