Someone Make A Dictionary/some Official Book Of Alterhuman Slang I Need It

someone make a dictionary/some official book of alterhuman slang i need it

idea!!

ALTERHUMAN SLANG. dont tell me you haven’t at least thought about it. Most if these are carnivorous mammal specific, but i will try to throw in some other kinds as well!!

Got on my back paws - got on my hands and knees. Like how animals can stand up as a trick.

ex: yeah, i really wanted that necklace, i had to get on my back legs so she would get it for me.

Showing fang - standing up for yourself/being assertive. ex: he’s really tough, but he’ll show fang at just about anything.

White eye - going crazy/really scared. Like how animals show the whites of their eyes when very agitated.

ex: haha, i saw how scared you were during that movie, you went all white eye at the end!

Riptide Rider - (aquatic) someone who lives dangerously.

ex: stay away from her, she’s a riptide rider, you’re bound to get hurt.

Treetop chaser - (herbivorous) someone who chases unattainable things.

ex: they’re way out of your league, don’t be a treetop chaser.

Cloudy day - (reptilian) usually used as a question, if someone is acting tired or unusual. Like how reptiles need the sun to stay warm, if it’s cloudy, they can’t warm up.

ex: woah, cloudy day? You look like you haven’t slept in months.

Flock brain - (avian) someone who can’t think for themselves. ex: ugh, she’s only hanging out with them now, she’s being a total flock brain.

A hummer with an eagle - (avian) someone who is clearly out of their depth.

ex: are you sure you can handle advanced classes? No offense, but you’ll be a hummer with the eagles.

okay i’ve had too much fun with this, please please PLEASE add on in the comments!!

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Rb to give gender euphoria to the person you reblogged it from

Sometimes, The way you experience alterhumanity can be explained by what you see when you look in a mirror

(I had this thought at 2am, does this make sense??)

yes indeed i am

why does it make me giggle when i click on a video on a tumblr post and tumblr says to put it back

does anypup else really like snapping your teeth? and like,, cobbing and all that stuff? i cannot stop snapping my teeth whenever i feel shifty and it's irritating cause my teeth aren't right and also my mouth isn't big enough and ALSO my muzzle isn't long enough and i should definitely be able to flick my tongue but i cant