Hello Kind Fellow! Welcome To The Hazbin Side Of Tumblr. Here Is An Apple, And A Radio For Your Troubles.

Hello kind fellow! Welcome to the Hazbin side of tumblr. Here is an apple, and a radio for your troubles.

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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

It's my 8 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

I'll be writing a new RadioApple story soon! Keep your eyes peeled for it.

ALL THE GAYS REBLOG THIS LETS SEE HOW FAR OR TUMBLR THIS GETS

there is nothing in my head except radioapple. every thought is radioapple. so here you go, a bunch of doodles of radioapple :3

headcanon: lucifer gets a huge thrill out of not feeling like the most powerful person in the room. logically, he knows that he’s the most powerful being in the realm, he always has been and always will be. but that’s pretty boring after ten thousand years, so when a sinner challenges his dominance and can’t be killed without Charlie hating her father forever, that’s pretty wild.

at first Lucifer hates it, like who the fuck does this guy think he is? but after a little while, he realizes that this is pretty interesting, a little spice to his long, dull life. he hasn’t been on an even playing field with anyone in the entirety of his time as the devil, and sure, he still isn’t. but it’s the closest he’s had in a long time.

no one since Lilith has had the audacity to challenge the authority and power of the devil, not until this one asshole sinner comes along with way too many strings attached and reminds him what it feels like to have a challenge.

of course, this means that Alastor gets to assert his dominance over the actual real devil and that is a rush like never before, and before they know it, they’re constantly getting into little spats that end up looking like the most sexually charged encounters ever to anyone that sees them.

at the end of it all, though, when they go run off together and everyone smirks and makes jokes about the king of hell and the radio demon hooking up, no one realizes that they’re actually just heading outside to kick the shit out of each other until they’re both exhausted and laughing, all dirty and muddy and gross until Luci snaps his fingers to clean them up and fix their clothes and then they head back inside for tea like nothing ever happened at all.

the only one that’s fully aware that they’re not actually fucking is Angel, but he makes more ‘they’re totally fucking’ jokes than anyone else combined anyway

I don't know where this gif came from but it was in my phone LOL

he's a monstrous heartless villain to YOU. he's a pinup girl to me