Alastor: I Will Kill You!

Alastor: I will kill you!

Lucifer, on negative hours of sleep and three gallons of depression: You could. I mean, you can't because I'm Lucifer, but technically you could cuz I am not dead. Like you. You're dead, you can't die die.

Alastor:... What?

Lucifer: Though, I'm an angel, a being of energy, so technically I ain't neither dead nor alive since we don't follow the definition of "living" humans do– but, then again, you are also a being of energy, because you're dead but not dead dead, your soul is still here and you're conscious and therefore technically alive, meaning we're both alive but not alive alive and so we can't die die—

Alastor:... Charlotte, come get your father, he's starting to philosophy and I think I am genuinely scared for the first time in my life—

Lucifer: Not life life—!

I love how the RadioApple fan kid train has turned Al and Luci into this couple that refuses to stop creating more kids to ravage the world. Like, they’ve lost count!! There’s so many! And I am so here for it ❤️

Was reading @heart-of-the-morningstar Dress Up and got to this little bit in Chapter 4.

Like imagine trying to play a game of hide and seek from the King of Hell and all you hear is this in the distance~

A list of my RadioApple FanFics!

Moonlight Sonata:

Takes place right after Season 1!

Next to You:

A collection of Smut oneshots that I update randomly

October Snow:

A RadioApple College!AU.

COMING SOON!

Repost from my twitter.

I don't know what's funnier: the fact that demons apparently only have a very vague understanding of what goats are despite how heavily associated they are with satanic rituals and Imps even sharing traits with them (horns and hooves), or the fact that, in spite of that, the slang term still managed to make its way to Hell.