TIL That The Oldest Living Land Animal To Date Is A Gay Tortoise And I Dont Know How To Feel About It.
TIL that the oldest living land animal to date is a gay tortoise and I don’t know how to feel about it.
Might I clarify that the elder tortoise (Jonathan) is 191 and his mate (Frederik) is 32.
I know we’re not supposed to apply human standards to animals but hngh-
However, I do find it funny as fuck that Frederik was only identified as a male in 2017, he was originally named Frederica.
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