TIL That The Oldest Living Land Animal To Date Is A Gay Tortoise And I Dont Know How To Feel About It.

TIL that the oldest living land animal to date is a gay tortoise and I don’t know how to feel about it.

Might I clarify that the elder tortoise (Jonathan) is 191 and his mate (Frederik) is 32.

I know we’re not supposed to apply human standards to animals but hngh-

However, I do find it funny as fuck that Frederik was only identified as a male in 2017, he was originally named Frederica.

Midna, handing Wild paperwork: Congrats, you’ve been adopted, you start tomorrow. :)

midna requested from justcannotwrite on insta- not exactly what was asked for but close enough :) (I'd also love more Midna + Linked Universe interactions ^^)

My favorite headcannon for Ravioli getting together before LU starts:

Legend goes through Triforce Heroes and while he’s away in Hytopia Ravio gets portaled to Hyrule Warriors. Legend comes back before Ravio and drives himself crazy looking for him. One day Ravio stumbles back through the portal and is immediately accosted by Legend, hugging him desperately and demanding to know where he’s been. Ravio apologizes for worrying him but, being the self deprecating little shit he is, does the classic “I didn’t think you’d care” and Legend, in a fit of anger, yells that he loves him and then storms off. Then they both have mini crises as they process what the hell just happened and Ravio eventually corners Legend into having a discussion. Legend talks about Koholint and how his Ravio’s disappearance made him think he’d lost him permanently, just like Marin, and how badly that scared him. Ravio talks about growing up in Lorule and never really getting to have a connection with anyone other than Hilda as well as what happened in the War of Eras. Then, they finally admit their feelings for each other and start a relationship! (Romantic or QPR)

Unless a story specifies otherwise this is always how I imagine it happening because these two are so gosh dang cute I adore them!!!!!!! But at the same time they are both idiots who can’t communicate for the life of them. Incredible dynamic, truly. <3

I love eating snacks from my childhood and being like, “This is awful, it tastes like shit, and I love it” because the nauseating amount of sugar hits hard but nostalgia hits harder

If I can’t put it on my wall, I’ll put it on my Tumblr

Me asking for money for my birthday instead of gifts because I know if I ask my mostly Christian/Conservative family to buy my a corset I’m not gonna get it