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This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

All girls really want in life is a beautifully ornate crystal dagger

Three daughters of three lords in black!! Two sons to go We got Wignatia (Wiggy) Wrath, the Rachel Berry of the group, Polona Otha, the one I wanna redesign cuz she deserves better fashion, And Beck Lotep, Idk what her deal is, she scares me Oh yeah this is monster high inspired, forgot that was a thing I might have to state

I present

creechurs

special shout out to @wassup-its-e for making their own doodles when i showed them the first few doodles :D

having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there

The thign that sucks about writing changeling characters and making up personas for them is that I've gotten so attached to all the personas that I've just made them their own characters leaving the changeling with nothing ;-;

Cartoon with identical looking boy/girl twins that's self-aware of the fact this implies one is trans, and keeps the audience guessing as to which one it is.

The girl laments that her friends are buying bras and her chest is still flat. The boy keeps his t-shirt on the whole time at the beach. Neither of them like using public toilets. The girl always seems to be eating pickles. The boy is giving himself an injection... But it turns out he's diabetic and it's his insulin. Oh look, one of them has a trans flag pin! But so does the other one, because the cis sibling is a very enthusiastic ally.

Bonus points if the twins are aware of this and confusing people on purpose.

so judging by how astonished people are by it every time we explain it to anybody, it seems like my wife and I might really be onto something here

during the pandemic, we invented something we call "astronaut time."

when it's astronaut time, it's like we are two astronauts wearing the big helmets, moving around the station on totally separate tasks. one of us is outside the space station and one of us is inside the space station. our radios do not work and we have no way of communicating with each other. we might see each other through the lil porthole windows, but we ignore each other because we both have different things to do.

"astronaut time" is how we get total privacy when we live in the same apartment. I will pretend you don't exist. You will pretend I don't exist. we have a nonverbal, zero-contact signal for when astronaut time is over (usually "I'll draw a smiley-face on the whiteboard in the kitchen when I'm done"). No talking, stay out of each other's line of sight, we are actively avoiding each other, unless you are currently experiencing a medical emergency goodbye.

it has been. a godsend. imagine living with your partner and being able to close every single tab in your brain related to social interaction. no fear of being interrupted by a "hey, quick question--" or "sorry to bother you, but do you know where the scissors are?" or "did you want something to eat, too?" Once or twice a month, we look at each other lovingly, hold hands, and say "baby I think I need some astronaut time tonight," and the other person goes "okay cool. bye! have a nice night!" and nobody's feelings are hurt and we both go and have a lovely evening completely by ourselves.

like idk it's a small thing but it's made our lives so much nicer, so if you and your partner/roommate are both people who sometimes need total privacy in order to recharge, maybe try it

yes I'm now on the other side of top surgery and I'm allowed to lift things again 💪 You might have already seen this one on my substack -- did u know you can subscribe to my substack for early access to comics like this?! Sent directly to your email inbox??? FOR FREE????? (there is also an optional paid tier for exclusive bonus content for five bucks a month but like 80% of my posts will be free and publicly available) ty ily♥

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Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

I wanna read this so bad

haven't seen the anyone upload the best video of the welsh holiday horse skull yet

.₊⚘·₊˚𐐪𐑂˚₊··₊˚❀˚₊·Fairy Keys·₊˚❀˚₊··₊˚𐐪𐑂˚₊·⚘₊.

I made them from green wire and I’m very happy with how they turned out. I like to think of them as enchanted metallic vines. 

Not quite sure what these keys would open… But maybe following a cabbage butterfly has lead you to a small moss-covered treasure chest hidden in the woods, nestled in the centre of a circle of white clovers in a large hollowed out stump. 

Inside the chest are several smooth, almost egg-shaped stones. They’re grey, like the colours of various clouds on a rainy, stormy autumn day. The stones are translucent and slightly murky, they have crackling patterns and fractures within them, which reflect an iridescence similar to the mother-of-pearl of an abalone shell. 

These stones have a certain warmth to them, like gentle sunlight shining through the bedroom window in the morning. When you hold them close to your ear, you can hear a faint noise, like the gentle thunder rumbling or ocean wind and waves. It’s comparable to holding a seashell up to you ear

Their purpose is entirely unknown, but they have a goodness to them. They would probably make for a good luck charm, for safety on your travels. ⋆⍋࿐༄࿔ . 

^^Went on a bit of a tangent there, just wanted to describe something pretty to give the keys a bit of story. ¯\_(˶^◡^˶)_/¯

crow 889

Messing around with design ideas

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

I made a little Nibbly doll!!

Took me four days overall, working on it for about 6-7 hours each day. It is entirely hand stitched and I kind of regret it but I like how it turned out :)

Choose your gender:

Pokotho

Bliklotep

T’noy Karaxis

Nibblenephim

Wiggog Y’wrath

Dirty girl

Dirty dude

Nerdy prude

A literal monster

Nighthawk

Rendevoos

Skeleun

The Barbecue Monologues

Ma barbecue!

IM NOT A LOSER (Richie edition)

Gerald (who went on a murdering spree)

Ziggy (who certainly doesn’t love killing)

Excuse me? How dare you

Petes goddamn hot chocolate

Fuck you Clivesdale

A ghost

Lin Manuel Miranda

(I am) Dan Reynolds

Donna

full lords in black dance