Okay, So I Had This Random Thought After Reading Pining After The Blue Paladin By Thicc_ass_thieves Where

Okay, so I had this random thought after reading Pining after the Blue Paladin by Thicc_ass_thieves where instead of Lance's gestures at tied-up Galra + security cameras being ancient mating gestures, they're actually death threats or something. Sure, the idea of them being some wildly out-of-context shit and the Galra either think the Blue Paladin is secretly some kind of genius --which is not entirely wrong-- sending subtle hints about some other thing or think he's just really weird --also not entirely wrong-- but the idea of the gestures being death threats in ancient Galra culture is just 1000 times more funny because it's Lance. Lance is probably the kind of guy to cry over really small animal babies (or human babies, doesn't matter but happens less), make really bad puns because why not, learn the most random things for the weirdest reasons, and a whole lot else which makes the idea of the Galra thinking he's someone dangerous and unstable and willing to wear their hides as cloaks is hilarious. Just imagine the kind of whiplash the Galra get when they get news of Lance just being the absolute saint he is on one planet and then news of him making murder-hobo gestures on another. Imagine when they meet as allies instead of enemies. Shit would be wild.

I have news. I have now passed those dreaded 5 days and don't need to get up so early. Unfortunately, I still have to exercise for around 1 hour and 30 minutes to 2 hours. Even worse, it's after every school day that I have to do this. Yes, this includes Saturdays, which I have to get up early on. No, I don't have a choice because I'm afraid of my mother. I once again ask if someone could send something to make me feel other emotions than anger and regret.

Since it has now finally hit me that I have to show up somewhere by 8 in the morning and exercise for 2 hours straight in a place where I have to socialize and interact with others and I not be able to do shit about it, I request for help in making me feel something besides existential dread and deep regret. Any emotion will work I just need to get over whatever this is called.

"Rome wasn't built in a day, but it burnt in one" is a raw quote I found, and it wasn't in a big movie or classic, it was in a fucking fanfiction. A Harry Potter fanfiction, Right Side of Hell. I know someone made a list of raw quotes from shitposts and I want this quote on one.

You know those posts about Danny owning John Constantine’s soul for one reason or another, why just Constantine, why not have several people in the Justice League somehow in debt because of something or someone in their past; like someone’s mom selling their first born; or a stupid dare they did in their childhood; maybe someone asking for protection for their children in their last breath; maybe they got caught up in a ritual; maybe an old generational curse; or an old enemy

somehow this happens to the vast majority of heroes, villains, vigilantes, anti-heroes and supernatural. The only person confirmed to not be indebted to the Ghost King by the Ghost King himself is Batman

I feel like the phrase "Now You See Me (Now You Don't)" would be a really good title for an angst fic about a character not being seen (metaphorically or literally) or a fic about supernatural/magical creatures that turn invisible.

You know those posts about Danny owning John Constantine’s soul for one reason or another, why just Constantine, why not have several people in the Justice League somehow in debt because of something or someone in their past; like someone’s mom selling their first born; or a stupid dare they did in their childhood; maybe someone asking for protection for their children in their last breath; maybe they got caught up in a ritual; maybe an old generational curse; or an old enemy

somehow this happens to the vast majority of heroes, villains, vigilantes, anti-heroes and supernatural. The only person confirmed to not be indebted to the Ghost King by the Ghost King himself is Batman