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Okay, so I had this random thought after reading Pining after the Blue Paladin by Thicc_ass_thieves where instead of Lance's gestures at tied-up Galra + security cameras being ancient mating gestures, they're actually death threats or something. Sure, the idea of them being some wildly out-of-context shit and the Galra either think the Blue Paladin is secretly some kind of genius --which is not entirely wrong-- sending subtle hints about some other thing or think he's just really weird --also not entirely wrong-- but the idea of the gestures being death threats in ancient Galra culture is just 1000 times more funny because it's Lance. Lance is probably the kind of guy to cry over really small animal babies (or human babies, doesn't matter but happens less), make really bad puns because why not, learn the most random things for the weirdest reasons, and a whole lot else which makes the idea of the Galra thinking he's someone dangerous and unstable and willing to wear their hides as cloaks is hilarious. Just imagine the kind of whiplash the Galra get when they get news of Lance just being the absolute saint he is on one planet and then news of him making murder-hobo gestures on another. Imagine when they meet as allies instead of enemies. Shit would be wild.

i had a dream last night about a kaz brekker with a cartoonish italian accent and now i will never be able to read those books again without pissing myself laughing