What Is The Truth

what is the truth

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

can't stop thinking about how dame aylin is literally a homophobic father's worst nightmare. 7ft tall lesbian with a bigass sword walks in, makes your daughter swoon, whisks her away and turns her against you, kills you and stomps on your head until she's essentially making wine and then celebrates by treating your daughter to a several day fuckathon. nobody's doing it like her

I need this in my life

Bring your grandpa/dad to work day, but Jake got attached to this old man named Tom.

Tom was some old guy he snarked off at a coffee shop once and was pleased when the older man calmly gave a witty retort.

He keeps on bumping into the man in the same coffee shop, but he bumps into the old man at the park and grocery place at well.

Surprisingly they hit it off, and Jake looks forward to seeing Tom even though he'll never admit it. Tom's getting fond of the boy. Especially when he realized 3 months in that this was the same Jake "Hangman" Seresin who saved his husband and Baby Goose.

One day there was a bring your dad/grandpa/son to work day. Jake was talking about it to Tom, sad that he doesn't really have anyone to bring and was planning to call out because even tho Mav is great and Javy's family always welcome him, he feels like an outsider in those events. Tom hesitantly offered to come, not wanting to overstep, and Jake looked overjoyed.

Tom comes to the event and Jake was showing him around the base, and the shenanigans he gets into with his squad (Tom is delighted to gain some more blackmail against Mav). He also starts introducing Tom around, and some people are staring wide-eyed or straight up choke when they see Tom.

Why the fuck is the COMPACFLT here and in civvies!??? AND HANGMAN IS CALLING HIM, TOM???

Iceman makes sure to give his trademark glare to everyone who even thinks about mentioning his title or saying something to Jake. Everyone just snaps their mouths shut and smiles awkwardly.

It continues with Jake dragging THE ICEMAN around like an excited puppy, and Tom looking fond and ruffles Hangman's hair every few minutes. The base didn't realize how young Hangman really is until that day.

Eventually Tom and Jake run into Mav and Bradley and both have their mouths wide open as Jake introduces Tom to them.

Eventually ends with Mav saying, "Hey! I adopted him first!" While pouting.

"He takes after me more," Ice says giving Mav a grin as he slung an arm around Jake's shoulder to pull him against his side.

saw mootie's post (forgot prns @, it was early in the morning lol) about sentient Gotham and I'd like to give in my two cents

Gotham: Cursed Soil.

Young mage, full of arrogance, the type that withers with time and experience, they decide that they're going to solve Gotham's curse. They're no gothamite, but everyone who's even a little bit magic knows that the city is cursed and despite that, our mage, who's powerful beyond their age, but lacking the caution and experience, puts themselves in danger by studying the city.

Old newspapers and tomes heavier than anything, it's all fuzzy, not properly documented, gaelic and latin mixing between pages, but our mage, who's quite lucky manages to find a magic good enough to heighten the aura of curses. Gotham spends seven dark gloomy days, unstopping rain and a cold that not even Mr. Freeze could compare. In the end, the goal was achieved, the mage found Gotham's curse.

However, there's something wrong with the curse... The runes don't look quite right... Our mage tries purifying it at first, see how the magic circle reacts, it's definitely very powerful magic, yet... Not a curse... But a seal, keeping something locked away.

And that's when things start to go wrong.

Black tentacles reach out to our mage, covering their arms and chest, they can feel the magic draining, body getting even more weaker by the seconds. They're trying to fight against it, break contact, not feed this thing that is clearly trying to consume them whole.

The time seems to slow down, our mage doesn't know, but the rain gets stronger, every lightbulb starts to pop, the whole city goes dark and a strange light is carried through the soil, Gotham's heart beats... One... Two... Three... Four......

Like it's bringing itself to life, the strange light grazes through every coffin, draining the dead of it's flesh and bones, until it stops in the heart of Gotham's cemetery side by side with Martha Wayne's grave, on her grandsons coffin.

The young kid inside it convulses, dried up lungs taking on desperate breaths, the kid is not all there, but the body reacts and does what is needed to save itself. It takes a while for the boy to get out, he almost dies two more times, expensive tailored suit covered in dirty and grime, fingers raw from all the digging.

Gotham city had detected a danger to it's seal and summoned a knight to fight in it's defense, nobody bothered to tell Jason that.

Bonus:

Catatonic Jason only speaks, knight, protect and Gotham. So people just think he's a rebellious teenager who's a hardcore Gotham Knights fan, Talia hears this and is like "wait that sounds like my eldest kid!"