Can't Stop Thinking About How Dame Aylin Is Literally A Homophobic Father's Worst Nightmare. 7ft Tall

can't stop thinking about how dame aylin is literally a homophobic father's worst nightmare. 7ft tall lesbian with a bigass sword walks in, makes your daughter swoon, whisks her away and turns her against you, kills you and stomps on your head until she's essentially making wine and then celebrates by treating your daughter to a several day fuckathon. nobody's doing it like her

what is the truth

I need a timbern fic where Bernard is the perfect vessel for Diyonisus.

But because of some mythic rule, there needs to be some sort of consent.

So here's Diyonisus and the cult trying to woo Bernard. Cult memebers try to do favors. Gifts show up like priceless jewelry and ancient treasures trying to win Bernard's favor. And Tim is OVER it.

So, cut forward to people asking Tim why he's been so prickly lately.

"I'm just so done with everything, I need to kill a god"

"...What, does that mean Tim??"

"I literally could not have been any clearer."

reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton