Day One Hour Two Of Asking Someone To Please Draw The Dealer Blowing A Shotgun Kiss

Day one hour two of asking someone to please draw the dealer blowing a shotgun kiss

Wrong move, player!

Here they are~

Commission by @vixxmann aka Larrikin in Telegram

The closest translations I can think of are "fuckuper", "knockouter" or "kaboomer". I like the last variant

hehehhehehhe yeeeeees)

Daaang, amazing concept!

Dealer Evolution

*Deep sigh*

From my pictures, it was already possible to understand that I love talking about biology, medicine and anatomy, but this time everything went too far.

Shorty, I compared 1.5 wellknown facts from the game in my head (that the Dealer once won against God; his ugly distorted face of irregular shape) and decided that I could justify this with the help of headcanons.

In my head, everything looks like this: I think he was once a successful and slightly psychopathic member of a criminal gang (for some reason I want to believe that it's the Italian mafia), and after beating the God at Russian roulette, he simply lost the ability to die, but his human body is still can receive wounds. 

Based on documentary Photos of injuries of soldiers from the First World War, I sketched out my suggestion about how he could change externally in such conditions.

(I also want to think that during this time and because of such an "ability", he rose to a much higher position in the hierarchy of the gang, but still can't not participate in the game)

Imho, my writing is trash right now. Used to be far better a year ago. So, no, it's a normal part of learning. I used to write hundreds of pages at one point, which can be considered baby steps in comparison with my writing style two years later. Even though it was in the past, I am still searching for my writing style while having far worse results now (half a year of horrible results in writing). It's frustrating and exhausting, however, with practice, passion and persistence there is always a chance to find something truly magnificent.

please please please please reblog if you’re a writer and have at some point felt like your writing is getting worse. I need to know if I’m the only one who’s struggling with these thoughts