Grocery Shopping With Jungkook

grocery shopping with jungkook

Sings loudly throughout the entire drive to the market

“Ah, I love this wind that blows on me when the door opens.”

Stays under it for a good minute because apparently, he’s feeling hot

You have to literally drag him away from the snacks aisle

“But, they’re so cheesy and yum.”

A whiny baby when you don’t get double of everything

“Hey, Y/n, do you know about that one toothpaste you bought that tasted like chocolate when the normal one wasn’t available?”

Ah, and finally, you reach the sanitary section

He’s all flushed cheeks and cute stutters, stays by the end of the section looking away

“Jungkook, no.” “But why?” “Because we are mature adults and can not run around the store with you pushing the cart with me in it.” “Doesn’t seem like a valid reason but fine.”

Upon reaching the health products lane, he’s suddenly unsure of which lotions to buy

Takes a lot of time contemplating buying coconut milk or aloe vera infused body creams

“It literally says body milk. Milk for your body. Why would people want to drink it?”

Making the list hadn’t even been useful at this point, he bought every single thing that wasn’t actually needed

Of course, he can’t go a single trip to the store without buying his banana milk, even if there was already a carton at home

Your cart is full by the time you reach the cashier, glaring at him for buying so much unnecessary stuff

“Ah, let me, my love.” And he pulls out that VVIP black card of his

In the end, all you learnt was that Jeon Jungkook had no idea of what a limit meant

And you didn’t even get half the things you came for

You’ll definitely be coming here again, without Jungkook

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laundry | jjk [ep.1]

pairing: jeongguk x reader genre/tags: assistant!jeongguk, regionalmanager!reader, crack, fluff, shitty in general rating: 13+ word count: 1141 words

[prologue] [ep.2] [ep.3]

The only cure to Monday blues was Varsity Blues. 

Many people in the office wouldn’t have agreed with the fact but that was definitely not going to stop you from going ahead with your idea of watching parts of famous movies every Monday morning to get rid of the gloomy atmosphere. 

Why is everyone so unenthusiastic? You think to yourself as you look around the conference room where Daehwi was serving popcorn packets to everyone. Gleefully clapping your hands, you look over at Jeongguk who was looking at you already for the nod that would indicate him to switch on the movie. Kyulkyung ungracefully jogs to switch off the lights, she was probably the only one who was about half as excited as you, and maybe Jeongguk. The movie starts and you hear everybody groan unanimously. 

Apparently, they didn’t like watching Looney Tunes at 9 am on a Monday. 

“Hey, let’s all be a little more energetic. You don’t want to start the week off with such a bad atmosphere.” You can practically hear Yeri’s eye roll and sigh at everyone’s lethargic asses. Paying no mind to them, you continue watching the episode and grab a kernel of popcorn from Jeongguk sitting two seats next to you. Daehwi tuts- the poor kid was stuck in between the two of you. 

Outside the conference room where the cartoon is still playing, Namjoon enters the office and hangs his coat, looking around in confusion when he sees nobody at their desks. 

What? 

It was not a holiday and not everybody could have taken the day off on the same day. Their stuff indicated that everybody had arrived at their workplace though. 

“Huh..” Namjoon looks around and hears some loud noises coming from the meeting room. It seemed like there was a commotion inside, and he opens the door only to be met with a scene he would give anything to erase permanently from his memory. 

You were choking. Jeongguk was hitting your back rather violently- and that was probably half the cause of your violent coughing. Everybody else in the room was either looking at your and Jeongguk’s show or some people- like Soojung- were solving their beloved crossword, not giving a care in the world that their manager was partially dying in the same room as them. 

Renjun of sales met Namjoon’s horrified gaze and he gasped, realising that the Vice President of the Northeast Sales was standing at the entrance of the room and witnessing whatever the fuck was happening. “Namjoon!” Renjun squeaked, capturing everyone’s attention at the mention of their senior’s name. Murmurs and shocked noises fill the room as Namjoon slowly realises what was happening- his temper rising by the minute. Everybody except you and Jeongguk seems to realise this and the employees all quickly file out of the room, not once meeting Namjoon’s now stern gaze. It takes a minute for your choking to stop and Jeongguk looks up to see that the room is empty before he sees Namjoon. Standing there, looking like he was going to fire them. 

Jeongguk was scared of Namjoon.

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