I See Your Bias Is Jaehyun As Well You Got Taste

I see your bias is jaehyun as well ✨ you got taste

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grocery shopping with jungkook

Sings loudly throughout the entire drive to the market

“Ah, I love this wind that blows on me when the door opens.”

Stays under it for a good minute because apparently, he’s feeling hot

You have to literally drag him away from the snacks aisle

“But, they’re so cheesy and yum.”

A whiny baby when you don’t get double of everything

“Hey, Y/n, do you know about that one toothpaste you bought that tasted like chocolate when the normal one wasn’t available?”

Ah, and finally, you reach the sanitary section

He’s all flushed cheeks and cute stutters, stays by the end of the section looking away

“Jungkook, no.” “But why?” “Because we are mature adults and can not run around the store with you pushing the cart with me in it.” “Doesn’t seem like a valid reason but fine.”

Upon reaching the health products lane, he’s suddenly unsure of which lotions to buy

Takes a lot of time contemplating buying coconut milk or aloe vera infused body creams

“It literally says body milk. Milk for your body. Why would people want to drink it?”

Making the list hadn’t even been useful at this point, he bought every single thing that wasn’t actually needed

Of course, he can’t go a single trip to the store without buying his banana milk, even if there was already a carton at home

Your cart is full by the time you reach the cashier, glaring at him for buying so much unnecessary stuff

“Ah, let me, my love.” And he pulls out that VVIP black card of his

In the end, all you learnt was that Jeon Jungkook had no idea of what a limit meant

And you didn’t even get half the things you came for

You’ll definitely be coming here again, without Jungkook

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Which male idol would u trust to hold your drink at a party?

laundry | jjk [ep.2]

pairing: jeongguk x reader genre/tags: assistant!jeongguk, regionalmanager!reader, crack, fluff, shitty in general rating: 13+ word count: 768 words

[prologue] [ep.1] [ep.3]

“Y/n, I need to go to my dentist appointment.” Jeongguk enters your office without knocking and you sigh at his impolite manner. “For what?” It’s around 1 pm, lunch has just gotten over and everybody is silently working, or that’s what you presume. 

Jeongguk clears his throat and visibly hesitates before closing his eyes, murmuring something to himself. “I need to have a crown put in my mouth.” “Oh. that seems painful.” you still haven’t looked up from your work and frown slightly when your black gel pen is nowhere to be found. Moving the stuff, you see Jeongguk bend and pick up the pen that had apparently fallen without your knowledge and quietly thank him before you hear him speak. “I’ll be 3 hours.” 

You look up in confusion, it shouldn’t take that long but you brushed your teeth once every two days, so didn’t know anything about all this. “Isn’t that too long?” you question but you’re not very worried either because you knew Jeongguk, and Jeongguk wasn’t one of those people who bunked their work hours. 

“It-it’s…It will take time, my dentist is kinda far.” he stutters out and surprisingly, you’re not even suspicious of him. Nodding, you watch as he graphs his coat from the hanger and walks out with a weird look on his face.

You completely miss the way he glances at Yunha before heading out, her gaze meeting his before he sighs and heads out, her triumphant smile not going unnoticed by him. 

Jeongguk walks into the parking lot and ducks down behind the bushes, taking out his phone to call Namjoon for a very confidential matter. “Namjoon?” Said man audibly sighs at being called in the middle of a probably very busy day but greets the younger male nonetheless- technically Jeongguk had done nothing wrong. Except maybe agree to your Movie Mondays. 

“What’s up Gguk?” Even though Namjoon was a 2-hour ride away from Jeongguk and usually met him once a month, they were quite close, having studied in the same college and having some common friends. 

“It’s too sensitive, I can’t talk here. Meet me in that Tommy Hilfiger store you always visit.” Jeongguk is still crouching, purple underwear peeking out from behind and he hears an exasperated groan escape Namjoon’s lips. “No, Jeonggu-” “It’s very important!” Jeongguk cuts him off and looks around for anybody else having come out as well. “What is it?” Namjoon questions and Jeongguk is still worried about someone randomly coming out, so he rushed to speak. “Ugh! Joon, please. This is very important.” A sound between shock and irritation is heard, “I swear Jeongguk if it’s some weird shit you’re making me drive an hour for-” He’s cut off by the younger boy assuring him that it was for a serious reason. 

“Alright, meet me there by 2.” Jeongguk nods before he remembers that Namjoon can’t see him and says an ‘Okay’ before cutting the line and getting into his car, letting out a long breath that he hoped would calm his nerves down.

“What the fuck?” you’re usually not supposed to curse at others in the office but right now was definitely an exception, and your shock was perfectly valid. “He what?” You don’t have any words to describe how aghast you were. So Jeongguk had seemingly not had any dentist appointment and had instead gone out to meet Namjoon. And talk to him about you leaving your post so that Jeongguk could become the new regional manager.

You don’t know how this was possible, Jeongguk was one of the most loyal employees of Dunder Mifflin and him betraying you like that was very unexpected. Namjoon is silent on the other side of the line, not having said a word since he informed you about their little meeting. “Well, are you going to give me more details?” you question and he answers no, saying that whatever you needed to know, you knew. Agreeing, you cut the phone and surprisingly, Jeongguk walked in right at that moment. He didn’t look suspicious at all, strutting over to his desk and sitting on his spinning chair, before he spared a glance at you and his cool expression immediately left his face. Slight fear overtook his features and it was understandable, you probably looked like you were going to kill him, which you- no doubt- were. Your stare pierced through the glass and met Jeongguk’s wide doe eyes. He looked quite cautious but looked away instantly and bent his head over his pile of papers that he had to work on. 

Getting up from your chair, you silently opened the door of your office and walked over to Jeongguk’s table which was one of the closest to the door. You crack your knuckles menacingly, though you have no intentions of actually beating him up. That would be very bad for your career, and you knew that no matter what your position, Jeongguk’s raw strength was unbeatable. 

So, you settle for carrying out the plan you had had very less time to think about.

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