Some Facts About Me

Some Facts About Me

* I love foul language especially fuck and shit

* I love animals, cats are my favorite and then dogs come in as a close second.

* I really like flowers, irises and lilies are my favorites.

* I have a younger brother, his name is Kyle

* I love to torment my characters for some reason.

* I don’t really watch live TV, I binge watch everything. Rick and Morty doesn’t count, I watched that every week.

* I love indie games, especially survival ones and ones that connect to my specific brand of humor.

* I get obsessed over stuff, but only for short periods of time. Like tv shows, games and so on. As I'm writing this I've got one that’s been going on for like a month, maybe more? After it runs it’s course I’ll still like it, but not actively obsess over it.

* I have a Life, Health, and Accident insurance license

* I have a form of Autism, that being Aspergers Syndrome. under that are:

  ~ I am sensory sensitive, certain textures irritate me while others sooth me, same with sound, music, and smell. oh and I have a hard time with skin to skin contact

  ~ Socializing, in general, is difficult for me, sometimes I don’t want to even deal with people, which makes keeping lasting relationships hard. Clearly, I was meant to have a job in sales (that was sarcasm)

* I desperately wish there was a font or something to convey sarcasm in text.

* I’ve been single since 2009 and I have no interest in dating or sex anytime soon. And fuck you if you have an issue with that.

* I come from an abusive family, specifically it was my alcoholic father. My mother just put up with it until she got brain damage and it made her grow a spine or something and left him. I, of course, cackled like an insane person at his misfortune.

* As you can tell from above I hold grudges.

* I swear I’m not insane and am surprisingly a high functioning person with Aspergers. Seriously it even surprises me how I turned out.

I'm loving Stardew Valley. It's so nice and relaxing. I absolutely love my geeky emo husband Sebastian.

Guess which one I am as I find a gun to shoot down my neighbor’s plastic reindeer, that the nut bunny put up on Halloween.

get the fuck ready for some DP HEADCANONS ABOUT MY GURL STAR

first up her last name is Benson because @melancholicmarionette made it so in a fic and I’m adopting it because it sounds gud thank

Star Benson has an insane memory, like she remembers everything, and it’s all important stuff like who’s fucking who and which stores have the best deals and all the important current political figures and their policies

and also she can recite the entire Bee Movie script by heart for some reason

she only uses this power for evil

Star Benson knows everyone, literally everyone, that kid who moved into town last week? Star knows his favourite colour, that girl who sits in a corner and doesn’t talk to anyone? Star knows exactly which hair salon she goes to every month for that shitty dye job

names, phone numbers, addresses, Star knows them all, her phone is so full of contacts and emails and she has an account on almost all forms of social media and follows everyone from school on all of them, if anyone needs to contact someone Star can hook you up, she’s owed favours by half the student body

she is a gossip queen, she has all of the dirt, she can recognise someone by voice, by mannerisms even. she knows who the Red Huntress is, she knows who Danny PHANTOM is

nobody knows how she knows all this shit

Star Benson’s mother is a hippy fortune teller, she reads tarot cards and crystal balls and palms, very few people know this. Dash, Kwan and Paulina are the only ones she allows over her house, and they know better than to tell anyone, Star has dirt on ALL OF THEM

Star might be lowkey psychic nobody can be sure

she’s defs highkey gay tho Star is so gay and everybody knows… except her mum her mum doesn’t know because if her mum knows she’ll be so excited that she’ll tell EVERYONE and then her dad will find out

Star does not want her dad to find out her dad is a dICK

but everyone is defs lowkey scared of Star tbh Paulina acts like she’s top dog but only because Star let’s her because Star is crushing on her SO HARD, in reality Star runs the whole fucking social structure of the school. but she won’t fuck over her friends she’s not a MONSTER… as long as they don’t fuck over her first

Danny knows Star’s mother, their parents are friends, they used to hang out as kids, they didn’t have much in common but they were chill, Star and Danny are still pretty chill, mostly when nobody else is around to see it, they still chat at family barbecues

Danny doesn’t know Star knows his secret, Star doesn’t tell him, she doesn’t tell anyone

well she tells Wes because Wes already knows and nobody believes him and he keeps begging her to back him up

she thinks it’s funny

she doesn’t like Wes, he stole her chocolate bar in elementary school and Star n e v e r f o r g e t s

Star knows better than to fuck with a superhero, she could have him wrapped around her little finger but she’s smart enough to recognise that his secret is important, HE’S important I mean he regularly SAVES THE ENTIRE TOWN AND SOMETIMES THE WORLD she ain’t gonna fuck around with stakes that high she knows better than that

she doesn’t say shit about the Red Huntress because Valerie is a fucking rage nuke who can hold a grudge tighter than a god damn hydraulic press, playing with Val is playing with fire and Star ain’t about getting her ass kicked by fucking with the wrong bad bitch

Star is really focused on things she’s into the only classes she makes sure to nail perfectly are the ones she’s interested in and the ones that are relevant to her intended future political career so she’s really good at anything involving history, geography, politics, economics she’s into learning about the world and where it’s been and where it’s going

Star is going to be president of the United States one day, she’ll make fucking sure of it

God should fear girls with battle scars. Pretty little things with knives hidden in their smiles, blood red lips and poison-painted nails.  They’ve been to the gates of Hell -  and the Devil sent them back, armed and ready to fight.

God is so obviously a man, so the Devil protects her sisters - c.k (via widowbitesandhearingaids)

Love this!

Screw that ghost lady Anima!

Fuck this lady in Evil Within 2.Her singing freaks me out, I'm freaked out and I’m afraid to sleep now. It’s also really weird that her singing scares the shit out of me. Mannikins/dolls and snakes are usually the only things that freak me out,