The Fact That Sera Calls Herself The High Seraphim Bothers Me Because Seraphim Is The Word For Plural,

The fact that Sera calls herself ‘the high seraphim’ bothers me because seraphim is the word for plural, the correct singular is Seraph Angel.

So I was raised Christian and heavily involved in the church, and as such it has given me the unique ability to rant about shows like Hazbin hotel through the lense of religion. I’m no longer Christian but the information has stayed. So here are some of my rambles for Hazbin Hotel.

Lilith may not be widely known as part of the creation story but she was indead in many original biblical texts as Adam’s first wife. And the reason she leaves him in the show is also very similar to why she isn’t in most modern bibles, she was too headstrong and independent and most modern churches don’t like to give women independent and headstrong female characters

I never thought of it that way, I grew up Christian so I’m still very new to the journey of discovering paganism and what it means to me.

Ok question for the witch/pagan side of tumblr. So you know how god-spouses are a thing some people believe in. Is there a parent/child version of that? Like is there such thing as a type of practice where the devotee sees their god as their parent/ god sees the devotee as a child? Like surely that a thing that at least someone does. I just had the thought the other day and couldn’t find anything through googling it and wondered is any more experienced witches/pagans who have heard of something like that.

I can’t find it but there was this fic I read a few months ago where gale and tav were together but gale leaves without telling tav to try to get the crown to become a god and is then super pissed off to find that astarion was the one to comfort tav and that tav and astarion are now together. If you know that this fic is please let me know

Astarion in love is the type of lover that if he accidentally tickles you when he’s running his hands over you he is fully going to use it to his advantage and tease you and start a tickle war half way through having sex. Only stopping his tickle attack once he can tell you are laughing so had that you are wheeze-laughing and then just has this huge goofy grinch smile on his face and he chuckles and kisses your nose.

Give me goofy sex Astarion, he deserves to be goofy and laugh with his love.

One of the reasons I have a hard time reading astarion smut is that you can't convince me spawn act3 would be a serious lover with dirty talk and whatever. That he'd do all the SmutFic.mp4 lines where if you Ctrl+f his name and replace it with another characters it would still make sense.

He'd be having fun. He'd be laughing. He'd be a goofball. We've all seen what love does to this bastard. It amps up his silliness. The man who says "Delicious!" in that way after a kiss. He spent such a long time saying all the perfect words and doing the perfect moves to min/max it all. No. The man is in love for the first time. He is going to have fun, he's going to be present, and he's not gonna rush any of it. Send tweet.

That makes sense, thank you. I figured that it probably was something that others had experienced, I just hadn’t heard many people talk about it in the way that god-spoucing gets talked about.

Ok question for the witch/pagan side of tumblr. So you know how god-spouses are a thing some people believe in. Is there a parent/child version of that? Like is there such thing as a type of practice where the devotee sees their god as their parent/ god sees the devotee as a child? Like surely that a thing that at least someone does. I just had the thought the other day and couldn’t find anything through googling it and wondered is any more experienced witches/pagans who have heard of something like that.

Camp Jupiter maybe more society like but camp halfblood is a community. CHB might not have a university or some fancy democratic system but by gods do they look out for their own and have the kind of community that most people dream of their entire lives.

Whenever I think of Camp Jupiter.. I just get so.. mad. Knowing that even after 11 years of Jason's sheer service, even after the fact that he dedicated his whole life to Rome at the age of 2, a ripe CHILD, a BABY, nobody even cared to look for him even 6 months after his disappearance..??

Nobody went "I miss Jason!" Like everyone did in Camp half blood for Percy, even the hunters of Artemis went out of their way to look for him. Jason's "friends" Dakota or Gwendolyn never spared a glance at his direction, his friendship with Reyna was fractured because of communication issues, etc.

Camp Jupiter was, realistically NOTHING without Jason (and Reyna duh) yet they have the audacity to neglect him.

And then they cheaply "made up" for it by giving him some grand state funeral. What's the point? His body was wrapped in an expensive silk, but his soul left that world feeling useless and unwanted. An expensive fancy funeral isnt going to change that.

His funeral was dark and empty, because not a single one of his Greek friends could make it.

Jason Grace was doomed to be chained to the clutches of the soulless camp of Rome till the very end. Like Michael Varus said "born a roman, die a roman"

Camp Jupiter was more or less a dystopian society covered up with beautiful architecture. Like shiny fake gold that wears off its glow.