Um Hey Why Are You Um Evil?

Um… hey… why are you um…… evil…?

My doctor said I have this kind of autism, and then my insurance provider said they don't cover the cost of the medication

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScienceRelatedMemeticDisorder

What?

YOU DARE CHALLENGE MY EVIL???

(waiting in baited breath for mah boi chromium)

RAINBOW CHROMIUMBALL!

Meet the Chemiballs: Halogen Shenanigans

“Halogen” is a collective name for the elements that fall under fluorine in the periodic table. They all have the naming convention of ending in “-ine”, so you always know when something is a halogen. Though the same naming convention is used for a lot of random chemicals, like cadaverine or quinine, so it’s not a perfect system.

They're pretty scary chemicalballs 'cause they really like electronballs. Like, they really heckin' like 'em. They'll sell your own mother just to get a sweet sweet taste of that electronegativity.

POV you are being mugged by Flourineball. Hand over your electrons.

Astatineball is horrified as Tennessineball fades away after giving its final message. Astatineball knows it has a 50% chance of being doomed to the same fate in 8.1 hours or so (both elements have very short half-lives)

Ravings of a Mad Scientist

Meet the Chemiballs: Halogen Shenanigans

Learn about the Halogens in the form of cute ball drawings and jokes from a Mad Scientist.

for more info i guess

Meet the Chemiballs: the Nuclear Nucleic Acids

You probably remember from highschool biology that Nucleic acids are the chemicals that make up DNA, that mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell, and exactly nothing else.

So here’s a quick refresher: DNA is made of a chain of nucleotides that come in four(ish) flavors: Adanineball, Thymineball, Guanineball, and Cytocineball. Also Uracilball. They each connect with their loved one in the opposing strand, as DNA is made of a double helix.

Adanineball is a fuckboy who cheats on his girlfriend Thymineball with her quirky chemically unstable twin sister Uracilball, and Guanineball and Cytocineball have a healthy relationship.

Yes, that's exactly how it was in school. They should make a sitcom out of this.

Ravings of a Mad Scientist

Meet the Chemiballs: the Nuclear Nucleic Acids

A romantic comedy about nucleic acids. The love triangle between Adenine, Thymine, and Uracil. Don't get that in your normal chemistry class

here's an article I wrote a while ago about how they were all named after weird cow bits by weird Germans.

Look at how smol and cute, littol bal

That's because ur scaring him!!! Pillbwugs do air raid drills when they think your on a giant bombing run!!! 😤

GIRLS!!!!!! gather roung. we are looking at this pillbug