Gonna Start Watching F1. Let's See How It Goes.

Gonna start watching F1. Let's see how it goes.

The 2024 Beginners' Guide to F1 from Shunted Towers.

False face must hide what false heart does know.

SLEEPING EARTH

The year is 2142. A black triangle-shaped spacecraft entered the solar system at the speed of light. The passengers of the spaceship are a group of purple-eyed creatures. Their skin color is pale white. Their body is kind of round. They identify themselves as the Kaafs. Their residence is in the Sombrero Galaxy. From there 118 years ago, the Kaafs went out on a space journey in search of other creatures. They roamed the Andromeda and Triangulum Galaxy. They even went to the Capricornus constellation. The Kaafs met many different creatures there and befriended them. Now their last destination is the Milkyway Galaxy. They have learned from their new friends that there is a planet called Earth in a place called the solar system. There lives creatures known as humans. To see them, the Kaafs are currently hurtling towards Earth from the edge of the solar system. Within 16 hours, they passed the Sun, Mercury, Venus and came to earth. After landing the spaceship, the Kaafs came out to greet the humans. But what on earth! Every single human is sleeping! The Kaafs called a million times, but the humans did not wake up. They have fallen into a deep sleep and cannot be awakened. When the Kaafs almost returned feeling quite disappointed, they noticed that humans had written in pages or recorded by taking pictures and videos of their history. Rummaging through those the Kaafs learned that human beings were compassionate, kind, innovative, creative, artistic and curious. There existed between them love, laughter and beautiful emotions. But with the passage of time, conflict, terrorism, greed, selfishness, discrimination and hatred increased between them. And these brought about the downfall of humankind. They are now sleeping forever, and this is their punishment.  

The Kaafs departed from Earth. They went towards their home and started thinking, "We have seen so many strange creatures during our journey in space, but we have not found any creatures stranger than humans!" 

I heard the owl scream and the crickets cry.

First grand prix I watched... And it was chaotic to say the least.. But I'm obsessed now

Austrian Grand Prix a recap:

Father son collision at first lap

Oscar piastri overtake master class (victim 1: Perez)

Charles pitting in the first lap, going down 13 position. The universe never gives this man a break

the Alpine civil war

Gasley saying "ciao" after overtaking Ocon

Oscar said "if I go down I'll take every body with me" and reported lewis.

lewis getting penalty

Alonso pushing Zhou off the track

alonso getting penalty

Penalty penalty penalty

Oscar Piastri overtake masterclass (victim 2: Hamilton)

Red bull's atrocious slow pit stop

Epic battle between Max and Lando, both of them was up at each other's throats

The battle went wild

Lando's tyre flew away in the clash

Max's car damaged and he ended up not finishing in the top 5

Max getting penalty

Lando's car totally fucked and he ended up in DNF

The bros' epic battle ended up in the favour of our man Russell who gained P1

Oscar piastri overtake master class (Victim 3: Sainz)

at last- my chest still hurts from watching that race.

This match made me aware that I made a great decision in making Formula one my new obsession

The sleeping and the dead are but pictures.