Belphie !! :D

Belphie !! :D

so that barbie meme huh!

I was going through your masterlist and love the one with MC reacting to to brothers being violent and just slaughtering a demon. How would the brothers react if they found out MC got turned on from seeing them like that? Just the thought if MC seeing the brothers covered in blood, getting hit and bothered, and then going "there is something very wrong with me" is super funny to me

Ah yes, monsterfuckers unite.

Thank you so much!! So glad that you enjoyed that one. ;u;

content warning: talk of violence/blood/gore, suggestive themes because of course ✨

LUCIFER

At first, his more protective instinct is to usher you away from the sight of the demonic cadaver.

But that's quickly replaced by intrigue when he notices the look upon your face.

Who would have thought the cute little human would be turned on by such a thing?

But if that's what gets you feeling all hot and bothered, well, all the better for the mighty demon -- he rather prefers being in this form anyway.

Don't expect to get out of this now, because he's going to have far too much fun teasing you for it.

He puts a finger under your chin, gazing deeply into your eyes.

"Well, well ... had I known you got excited over such sights, we could have had much more fun before this. But we can still enjoy ourselves tonight, I'm sure."

MAMMON

When he realizes you've stumbled upon him beating the shit out of another demon, he freaks out.

Out of instinct, he hides the demon behind his back, though he's not exactly wide enough to properly block the view of the mangled body.

He's about to chew you out for surprising him, but then he notices the way you're looking at him. Are you ..?

After a couple of moments, it clicks, and his own cheeks burn -- though he quickly shakes his head to try and shake it off.

He drops the body behind him and walks over to you, trying to look annoyed, but failing miserably.

"Ya know, the normal reaction should be to scream and run! You really are a stupid human sometimes ... although, it's really cute. Gah, don't take that the wrong way though! Just ... take my hand."

LEVIATHAN

The moment he realizes you caught him in his demonic state quite literally red-handed from blood, he freaks out, sure that if you didn't hate him before, you must hate him now.

He's already halfway to sputtering out self-deprecating apologies when he realizes that the look on your face isn't disgust.

Wait, is that ... ? Are you ... blushing?

And then he remembers that there are plenty of anime pairings where one of them might not be quite human, and suddenly he feels the teensiest spark of hope in his chest.

Humans like tentacles, right? Do you like tentacles? Because he has tentacles if you like them...

With a blush, he shyly brushes your hair back, fingers still slick with demonic ichor.

"Even when I'm as dark and violent as this, y-you really like me after all, huh?"

SATAN

The moment he sees you, he's snapped out of his wrathful state.

At first, his face goes bright red, as he usually tries to shield you from his more ... violent tendencies, and he's a bit embarrassed to have you see him this way.

But then he realizes you're also blushing for, uh, other reasons.

Wait, really? You're ... not scared of him? Even his brothers get scared of him when he's in this state, but no, you're just very obviously into it.

He doesn't quite meet your gaze but pulls you into a close embrace, murmuring into your ear.

"If this is what you like, kitten, I hope you know I'm not going to let you go."

ASMODEUS

He senses your reaction before he's even turned around -- he is the Avatar of Lust, after all.

Oh does he have the most shit-eating grin on his face right now.

You just witnessed him brutally dissect someone, and you're turned on? What a welcome turn of events!

He knows about bloodlust -- obviously he has, it's half the fun of being the Avatar of Lust! -- but he's never seen bloodlust like this.

Well, okay, that's not true, he definitely has. But it's a lot more common in demons than in humans, so to know his favorite little human feels this way, well, he's going to have some fun.

Asmo waltzes right up to you, grin turning into a smirk as he brings his bloody claws to grip your chin.

Look away in embarrassment all you want, he is not letting this go.

"My, my ... have we discovered a new kink, darling? ♡"

BEELZEBUB

He's afraid that you'll be scared of him after watching him tear into a lesser demon so ruthlessly, so he looks over to you cautiously.

You don't seem scared, which gives him a great sense of relief.

But there is a weird look on your face ... wait, why are you covering your face with your hands now? What are you mumbling under your breath .. ?

"What's wrong with me?! Why do I find that so attractive?!"

He feels his cheeks warm in a slight blush, awkwardly scratching the back of his neck as he looks away, not wanting to make you uncomfortable.

"Oh, uh ... I'm going to go wash my hands. Is that okay, MC?"

BELPHEGOR

He had hoped you wouldn't have to see him like this, knowing that of all the brothers, seeing him in this state would be the most ... disturbing.

So imagine his surprise when he sees your face not full of fear or disgust after his horrifically violent actions ... huh?

Wait, are you ... ?

After a moment, his disbelief turns into amusement as a chilling laughter leaves his lips.

He leans in close before you can turn away, a strange smile on his lips.

"Seriously, MC? You really are weird ... "

Here’s some more chat stickers! Part 2/3

this was the worst "um actually" ive ever witnessed

Hii! Im not sure how this works- But can you write fluff (comfort or they have a date/Spending time together) with James Bonde × reader ?

Thank you! :D <- i need more fics with Bonde</3

I totally agree!! Like the most underrated characters on this blog are Sebastian, Bond, Albert, Sherlock, Fred, and Louis (and anyone else I missed) and they're literally some of the best characters.

Pairing: James Bond/Irene Adler x Reader

Genre: Fluff

Summary: In the modern world, you and James decided to go on a date to an amusement park, but maybe roller coasters aren't for everyone. . .

Warnings: If you get motion sickness easily, don't click on the ride links. As for content warnings, I don't think there are any.

Other Notes: The amusement park mentioned in this story is not actually in England, I just put it there because it's easier to write from personal experiences. The real amusement park is located in Farmington Utah, US.

You and James decided to do something different for date night this weekend. Instead of the traditional movie nights and candlelit dinners, you chose to go to Lagoon, an amusement park just outside of London.

You've never been to an amusement park before. The closest you could get is fair rides. But you were afraid of heights and the second you walked through the gates, you already felt like you were going to die.

Music was playing, followed by the excited chatter of people walking by and the thrilled screams coming from nearby rides. James turned to look at you with a smile as he gently squeezed your hand.

"You ready?" He asked excitedly.

You nodded as you returned the smile.

If you were being honest, you really weren't sure if you should be more scared, or excited, but you didn't want to ruin the fun for your boyfriend.

"What do you want to do first?" He asked. "The Samurai and Cannable are right over there, or we can go to the other side of the park and ride the Wooden Rollercoaster, Wicked, the Wild Mouse, Spider, or Colossus."

The two rides he was pointing at made you sick just by looking at them. One ride picks you up and spins you around while flipping you upside down, while the other one is a rollercoaster that's built in a tall tower and ends up dropping you at two hundred and eight feet.

You gulped as you looked up at him with a nervous smile. "Whatever you want to do first is fine with me."

"Then we can do the Cannibal first,"

James suggested, pointing towards the Cannibal. You took a deep breath, reminding yourself that you were here to try something new and have fun. You nodded, steeling yourself for the adventure ahead.

"Sure, let's do it," you replied, trying to sound confident. As you approached the Cannibal, you couldn't help but notice the towering structure and the screams of excitement coming from those already on board. It seemed like a daunting challenge, but you were determined to face your fears.

James purchased the tickets, and you both joined the line, which seemed to stretch on forever. As you waited, you observed the riders coming off the Cannibal, their faces flushed with adrenaline and exhilaration. The anticipation mixed with your nerves, creating a cocktail of emotions within you.

Finally, it was your turn to board the ride. You took a seat next to James, gripping the safety harness tightly. The attendant checked everyone's restraints, ensuring everyone was secure for the thrilling experience. As the ride started, you could feel your heart pounding in your chest.

The rollercoaster slowly ascended, the mechanical noises adding to the suspense. Higher and higher it went, until you were at the top, overlooking the entire park. The view was breathtaking, but your focus quickly shifted as the ride tilted forward, preparing for the exhilarating drop.

With a sudden rush of speed, the rollercoaster plummeted down, the wind rushing past your face and screams escaping your mouth. The twists, turns, and loops came one after another, making your stomach churn and your adrenaline spike.

You squeezed your boyfriend's hand tightly as your eyes were squeezed shut.

"James, I don't like this ride!" you shouted, struggling to be heard over the loud noises emanating from the ride.

James turned to you, his own excitement mixed with concern. He could see the fear in your eyes and immediately understood that this experience was overwhelming for you.

"It's okay, just hold on tight," he reassured you, trying to project calmness in his voice. "I'm right here with you, and we'll get through this together."

As the ride continued its wild twists and turns, James kept his hand firmly clasped around yours, providing a sense of comfort and support. He understood that this was a big step for you, and he didn't want to push you beyond your limits.

"I'm sorry if this is too much for you," he said sincerely. "We can take it easy after this ride, find something more gentle that we can enjoy together. I just wanted to share this experience with you, but your comfort and happiness are my priority."

His words, filled with empathy and understanding, brought a sense of relief to you amidst the chaos of the ride. You gradually began to relax, reminding yourself that you were in a safe environment with someone who cared about you.

With each passing loop and twist, you started to appreciate the thrill of the ride, even if it was still a bit overwhelming. You realized that conquering your fear of heights would take time, and this was just the first step in the process.

As the rollercoaster eventually slowed down and came to a stop, James looked at you with a genuine smile. "You did it! I'm so proud of you," he exclaimed, his voice filled with admiration.

You let out a breath you didn't realize you were holding and smiled back at him, a mix of relief and accomplishment in your eyes. "Thanks for being here with me. I wouldn't have been able to do it without you."

"So, what do you want to do, now?" He asked.

"I'd be okay with the Wooden Rollercoaster, Swings, Tidalwave, and Rattlesnake Rapids," you said happily, smiling up at him.