WHEN YOUR SEX GAME IS A LIL TOO GOOD

WHEN YOUR SEX GAME IS A LIL TOO GOOD 🧞‍♀️

Characters - 3rdYear! Megumi, Gojo, Nanami, and Sukuna

Synopsis - The one where you fuck them a lil tew good and now they can’t help but see you in a whole new light! Aka Y/n issa freak✨

[Alternate Version]

Cw - NSFW & CRACK, Dank Memes, Fem! Reader, Menace! Y/n, Strong and Crude Language, Slang Terminology, Sorcerer! Y/n, Y/n on top, Protected and Unprotected Sex, Virgin! & Subby Megs, Hook Ups & A Lil Alcohol, Creampies, Implied Blowjobs, Nanami is your work Senpai, Sukuna Being Sukuna, Premature Ejaculations, Side Commentary, Y/n got that gorilla grip

A/n ~ this is the alternate version kinda of my original one lmaooo I swapped out toji and yuji thoughhh hope u bust out laughing… even a lil snort will suffice

MEGUMI

☆ You were always such a sweetheart to Megumi from what he could remember, pretty and good hearted :D that’s why he decided to pursue you in the first place

☆ After months of seemingly unrequited flirting he was finally able to proudly call you his girl, and with time as your relationship blossomed the soft kisses and touches became more heated and desperate

☆ He soon was ready to finally take that next step with you, he was quite nervous being that he was a virgin but he tried to be as reassuring to you as possible not knowing……your cherry been popped! [pussy don’t fuck itself mah boi]

☆ Maybe it was his fault for assuming that it would be a brand new experience for you both but when you dropped to your knees abruptly to suck him off on your 3 month anniversary night he literally had an out of body experience

☆ Like damn Y/n, you sucked him DRY and then you rode him till he soiled ATLEAST like 4 condoms before you took a short juice break THEN PROCEEDED TO REPEAT THAT SAME PROCESS [ok but was it cranberry juice tho?¿]

☆ Literally you were riding him like a mad bull, he was holding onto the bed for dear life before you both fuckin flew off and broke a hole in the wall [mom pick me up I’m scared]

☆ At one point Yuji even knocked on the wall asking if he was okay to which Megumi didn’t really know how to answer

☆ When you FINALLY tired out from showing him what that “big ole juicy badussy” could do you sweetly kissed him goodnight before cuddling into him like nothing and falling asleep

☆ Meanwhile he was watching you like-

☆ Never in his life did he think his first time was gonna be that fuckin wild lmao, PLS he swore he could hear sukuna laughing from in his domain [yooo I can hear it too]

☆ He was scared lowkey, you really gotta warn a man sometimes, his balls were legit shriveled up from all the cumming he did while you were just snoring without a care in the world [he got raisins for balls!💃🏽]

☆ He googled after that day “How to make girlfriend cum HARD in seconds” and “Is my girlfriend a reformed thot pocket?” BC HE FELTED SO CHEATED AHAHA

☆ He wanted to knock your socks off but instead you had him gasping like a little bitch all night and he wanted to redeem himself and also WHO TAUGHT YOU ALL OF THAT [legit havin a midlife crisis]

☆ So the next time he scheduled you to come over he made sure he was fully prepared to take control and fuck the shit out of you ٩( ᐛ )و

☆ …….but so were you σ(^_^;)

☆ His determined smile slowly dropped once he noticed the large black duffel bag you had brought with you, let’s just say you had a lot more tricks left up your sleeve to please your man

☆ He swore that night that he would one day 1-up you in bed before he passed out from his umpteenth dry orgasm, he fell in love with a fucking sex demon apparently [aww shucks he’s too sweet (*≧∀≦*)]

☆ Better luck next time Megs 😭

GOJO

☆ You and Gojo often had a playful relationship where you’d both banter back and forth all the time, it was lighthearted and fun!

☆ Yeah there was subtle flirting but for the most part nothing went too far, not that he’d be apposed to it

☆ You actually used to mess around with Geto back in the day and he still couldn’t get over how good you were in bed and would often gush about you to Gojo, so naturally Gojo was intrigued to hear just how wild you were

☆ He prided himself on being a god in bed so he wanted to see if you really were “on his level”

☆ So one night when you both were out for drinks he casually tested the waters to see if sex was on the table or not

☆ To which you downed the rest of your shot and dragged him back to your place in reply [SIT y/n, SIT! 🐩]

☆ He was so cocky the whole ride to your home, ready to make you addicted to him just like all the other people he’s gotten into bed

☆ You both kept the foreplay relatively quick before haphazardly crashing onto your bed, clothes scattering everywhere

☆ He took the initiative to take the lead from above, pinning your thighs down so you could get all his ✨work✨ […the DOOR!🚪]

☆ BUT the second he slipped in GIRL—

☆ On the outside you only noticed the slight tensing of his abdomen but on the inside??

☆ MANS WAS IN A DILEMMA LMAO [thats what his ass gets!]

☆ His dick literally felt like it was melting in a sea of warm marshmallows but also like tight? Marshmallows? [wtf BYE😭], what ever the fuck it was your pussy was def grade A—honestly even higher than that

☆ AND PLS THE SOUNDS, every time he plunged in it sounded like a damn bowl of mac & cheese! [yuh cuz that’s what good pussy sounds like—]

☆ He definitely made up an excuse for a snack break or something halfway so he could lock himself in the bathroom and text in his Nanami and Geto group chat Bc THE GREAT GOJO WAS ABOUT READY TO TAP TF OUT [nanami has been trying to leave for months]

☆ All he got was a “good luck xD” from Geto before he heard your sing song voice from the bedroom luring him back out

☆ You yourself was a little surprised to see the forever smug Gojo get diminished into the “submissive and breedable” version, it was quite a humbling sight

☆ He legit came out the bathroom like 👉🏻👈🏻 before you yanked him back on top of you

☆ When he was finally ready to cum for the last time you even reached around and squeezed his balls for any residual nut left WHILE HE WAS INSIDE OF YOU OML [so u a freak freak 🤨]

☆ The way his last grunt got caught in his throat! He let out loud ass “NNGH!~” as he bit his bottom lip for dear life

☆ He was breathing so hard once he plopped down next to you WHEW, Geto was not exaggerating damn!

☆ He licked his lips as he watched your naked body yawn from beside him, “So… you’re free tomorrow night? :D”

☆ You thought he was about to keep this as a one time thing?? Uh think again! He might just settle down for you, emphasis on MIGHT tho

NANAMI

☆ You were his clumsy Kohai from the office, he often looked after you and even invited you out for drinks after work occasionally

☆ You were always scrambling around the office haphazardly and bumping into everything, it was quite cute and it made him want to discreetly support/protect you whenever he could

☆ So one day he noticed that the office was more relaxed than usual and much to his chagrin he found you pouting in the break room

☆ “Y/n, Did you get yelled at again?”

☆ “Uh No! That was yesterday… it’s my boyfriend—well ex now, he just broke up with me :(“ you dramatically sighed

☆ Well he wasn’t expecting that, he closed the door to give you privacy to ramble on as he offered you his water bottle [thx baby daddy 💦🧎🏽‍♀️]

☆ “He’s my fourth boyfriend this year alone! Like everytime I have sex for the first time in a new relationship they always break up with me a week later. Everything is perfect until BAM, they leave! Am I just no good? Is there something wrong with me? Does my coochie stink—”

☆ You always were a bit of an open book he thought before assuring you—

☆ “From what I can gather you’re perfectly fine, Y/n. I’ve never been personally initimate with you but I’m sure that you’re not the problem—“

☆ “THEN PROVE IT” you exclaimed “SLEEP WITH ME” [i am dyinnnn bitch RELAX oml 😭]

☆ He sweatdropped but he didn’t decline, you were always a bit more eccentric from the norm but he also didn’t like seeing you beat yourself up

☆ SO IT WENT DOWN AT A LOVE HOTEL AFTER WORK ✨✨

☆ Being the good Senpai he was he decided to ease your mind for the night so you’d feel better by the morning, that is all [he totally ignored his rapid heart beats when you came out the bathroom scantily clad in a silk robe]

☆ Now what he wasn’t expecting was for you to legit TACKLE him on the bed in excitement and scarf his dick down like you hadn’t ate in a week σ(^_^;)

☆ No judgment but make sure to breathe missy, his dick wasn’t going anywhere 💀 no need to rush

☆ He was only 27 but it truly felt like he was getting the exercise of his life, You both [mainly u] were flipping all over the bed running THRU the condoms provided by the establishment

☆ When ya’ll were inbetween changing positions he caught his reflection briefly in the mirror AND-

☆ MANS WAS WORN TF OUT AHAHAH, lips chapped, hair damp and out of place shittt he thought his glasses might’ve gotten a crack in it somewhere across the room [y dis low key look like him tho 😭 oh no]

☆ He literally could NOT pull out, you were draining his cum, his strength, and his soul via coochie [somebody call the ambulam!~🚑 🚨]

☆ But for some goddamn reason you were not tiring out! Like he knew he was hella old for his age but that could not be normal [lmaooo u gotta see it thru mah boi]

☆ He was honestly worried that maybe you were pushing yourself too much from him but when he caught your blinding face of ecstasy he concluded that you were just super ultra mega horny

☆ Now he was starting to realize that your boyfriends probably didn’t break up with you necessarily because something was wrong with you but moreso because that gorilla grip was bordering fatal! [lmaooo pussies]

☆ But that ain’t no problem, sure his back was cramping up but minor details are minor details [ugh don’t u love when he jus]

☆ Despite the immense sweat and fatigue plaguing his body he was right there with you, Receiving and dishing out as much pleasure as you were giving him—he wanted you to feel better so he wasn’t leaving until you did

☆ Even if he couldn’t make it to work in the morning or the whole week actually because he’s pretty sure his asthma from childhood was starting to resurface [lmaoo he was a wheezer back in the day, he confessed this to me yall I would never lie]

☆ But apparently you already had an inhaler on hand in your purse… it’s almost as if this was a normal occurrence for you…

SUKUNA

☆ You were such a cute little sorcerer, they really sent you alone to handle him? He would’ve been offended if it weren’t for your tight little uniform

☆ What could’ve possessed the the organization to send someone as weak looking as you

☆ He was wondering what your technique could’ve possibly been but the second you started unbuttoning your top the he was brought back to the current moment

☆ “Oi, what the fuck are you-“

☆ “6 minutes,” You said as you seductively brushed your hair from your face, his confusion quadrupled

☆ “If I make you cum in 6 minutes then you’re forever bound to me by contract, ‘Kay?”

☆ PLS HE BURSTS OUT LAUGHING, so this is how they’ve been training y’all huh? He could applaud the creativity

☆ You must be quite sure in your skill to think him of ALL people would ever be made to cum in just a mere 6 minutes

☆ He was intrigued nonetheless, so he took you up on your little game, and in return if you failed you were to serve him for the rest of your existence

☆ LET THE FIGHT (?) BEGIN!! [ 🛎 DING DING]

☆ ….yeah so, HE UNDERESTIMATED YOU LMAO

☆ THE FACE HE MADE ONCE YOU SUNK DOWN ON HIM?!? WHEW ಠ_ಠ

☆ What type of vacuum seal did you get installed?!? Nahhh that don’t feel like no pussy, that’s a TRAP 🪤

☆ His nails were digging into your thighs for any type of grip as you swiveled your hips expertly because this was a fight that he wasn’t so sure in anymore

☆ “The FUCK IS THIS?!” He sneered as the inside of you grew hotter and tighter by the second, at that point “wet” wasn’t even the appropriate word anymore you were ✨gushing✨ [ 🎶 ion drip I’m leaky 🎶]

☆ It felt like you were twisting his dick all around within you, his toes were twitching and everythingggg [not so strong now big boy?]

☆ THIS WAS HIM—

☆ TRYING NOT TO BUST THE FATTEST NUT IN EXISTENCE [FINNA SHOOT HIS GOOP]

☆ like GOD DAMN what is in the new sorcerer curriculum!!! [its called the hidden art of wap 💅🏽✨]

☆ “GET OFF ME BITCH” He growled Bc um ma’am HES ABOUT TO LOSE THE FIGHT and his pride couldn’t take the blow‼️

☆ BUT OOP it was too late my friend, that nut errupted like the mightiest volcano recorded in history the second after and he could literally feel the contract of servitude burn against his soul as he gritted his teeth

☆ Oh he wanted so bad to cuss you to hell and back but his orgasm was still rockin TF out of him while you teasingly clenched just to see him flinch

☆ “3 minutes and 42 seconds? I thought the king of curses would do better than that!” You snidely remarked [ur god complex is showin miss girl 📸]

☆ Yuji, Nobara, and Megumi all listened in horror and amazement as Gojo went over the history of how Sukuna was defeated and later sealed away by the famous sorcerer known none other than “Y/n” [gojo was a big fan of ur work 💀💀]

☆ Your strength and courage were highly respected by jujutsu sorcerers all around, you really put pussy sorcery on the map! 💁‍♀️ [but can u beat goku—]

☆ Sukuna was still big mad to this day as he sat grumbling inside of Yuji, he hated you but… that pussy was SUM ELSE he had to admit [I MEANNNN 😩], Lowkey was hoping you reincarnated soon ✨

☆ Who knew pussy jutsus were THAT overpowered [thats what I’m sayin!]

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A/n ~ y’all I CANNOT lmaoo, I hope this was half as funny as my original one Bc these memes are killingggg meeeee

Who from Haikyuu do you think would have the biggest breeding kink but is still a submissive?

Mmm all of them bc they're gonna give momma a baby ☺️

Ok but seriously-

Begs for you to take every last drop from them, overstims themselves just to feel empty and know you've gotten all their cum in you sends them over the moon like good boys

SUGA, Asahi, Kinoshita, Hinata, INUOKA, Kindaichi, Goshiki, GINJIMA, ATSUMU, Heisuke, Komori, Fukuro

Consensual baby trapping ish, you said you thought about kids with them in the future and now it's all they can think about and insist one doing so frequently that birth control gets "forgotten"

Ennoshita, KAGEYAMA, Oikawa, MAKKI, Iwa, Bokuto, TENDOU, OMIMI, Suna, HIRUGAMI, Sakusa, Meian, Tatsuto

Stubbornly won't admit it but when they're close to cumming it ends up them babbling into your neck begging for you to allow them to cum in you, near sobs even if you will

Daichi, Tsukishima, KUROO, Mattsun, Shirabu, KOURAI, GAO

being the new teacher in school and you know you've caught the attention of your coworkers, especially Takeda.....

you notice the way his ears go pink when you lean over his desk to see what he's working on, the way he loses track of what he's saying when your skirt is a little too short.....

hes just so fun to tease, so fun to lead on, that you can't help but be a little mean just to make him flustered

That Boy Is A Real Pussy Pleaser

Matsukawa, Atsumu, Tendou, Tsukishima, Ushijima when their s/o sits on their face. 

Matsukawa Issei x Reader

Miya Atsumu x Reader

Tendou Satori x Reader

Tsukishima Kei x Reader

Ushijima Wakatoshi x Reader

A/N: This is all I have to offer today,,, I was just in a silly goofy mood and thought hmmm hmmm! Face-sitting with the besties!!! This is sooo much crack bc I wrote this during a thunderstorm while being scared shitless so…. muah, pls try to enjoy! 

VERY SMUTTYYYYY // NSFW !!!

WC-3,339 (I cannot believe how long I made this)

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Thinking of slow, sensual, loving sex with mammon. Indulging in something more vanilla almost pure and innocent, getting lost in just showing and feeling how much you love each other. Soft but passionate touches, unwavering eye contact, kisses that convey feelings that words never could. Him taking charge and being on top just because he cant hold back from taking you and making sure you know just how loved you are. His usually fast and almost impatient movements replaced by slow and calculated thrusts that hit just right. They have you moaning into his kisses and gasping for air. He swears under his breath and almost sobs at how good he was feeling. The feeling of being connected, the feeling of your hands through his hair, how you're moaning his name, knowing he's the one that gets to see you like this, its almost too much for him. Your heart swells at the way he looks at you, with nothing but adoration and awe behind those teary eyes. The way he whispers your name and rests his forehead against yours. He presses his body against yours as if its possible to be any closer than you already are. The heat is searing but you wrap your arms around him anyway, firmly keeping him there with his chest against yours and his face buried into your neck. In that moment he's convinced that hes the luckiest being alive. To love so strongly and unconditionally and having that love reciprocated just as intensely? To know he means just as much to you as you mean to him? To be fully and wholeheartedly accepted and adored and cared for and pleasured and loved. "I love you" Ah, how long had he been chanting those words for? It flows from his mouth just as freely as the tears that run down his cheeks. "I love you, i love you, fuck i love you so much..." he knew no matter how many times he said it, it wouldn't be enough. No matter how many times his lips meet yours, however many times he's inside you, however close he holds you, it'll never be enough. He loves you more than he could ever know how to show.

HOW THE HAIKYUU BOYS LIKE TO EAT YOU OUT!

pairings » (multiple) haikyuu boys x fem!reader

genre » smut, fluff, nsfw visuals (18+)

word count » 0.6K

warnings » nsfw. minors dni. p-twt visuals. oral. etc.

author’s note » nobody asked for this but these visuals live in my head rent free so <3

i. VISUAL # ONE!

» THE SWEET PUSSY EATERS.

he’d make both your heart and kitty flutter while doing that. he wouldn’t ‘eat you out,’ per se; he’s just so in love with your pussy that he wants to savor every bit of it slowly and breathlessly. he wants to savor the taste of you on his tongue like honey, he’d take his time with this one. he’d be so shy when it comes to it, so he’d probably be hiding under the covers while doing it with flushed pink cheeks. and under the covers you’d feel the absolute love and pleasure intent from his tongue lapping at your lower lips slowly; as if he’s kissing you gently. he’d suckle on your clit. he’d even bring his hand over your tummy as if he’s holding your face while kissing you. it’s so intimate and loving. your satisfied hums and moans fill the air and make his heart swell. with consent, maybe he’d like to wake you up in that way. he’d definitely tell whisper praises against your pussy, how good it tastes, how he’s so lucky to have it, honestly.

— KENMA, OIKAWA, KITA, OSAMU, ARAN, SUGAWARA, HINATA, AKAASHI, DAICHI, KAGEYAMA, KUNIMI

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