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Marceline // 19 // moon lover // probably the choas demon under your bed // a fan-girl first. Human second

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11 months ago

there’s such an unbelievable multitude of this type of (straight) woman who’s like “when he mentions a ‘she’ 😡🥺👀” “when he calls some girl his ‘friend’ 👀👀🔪” etc and this person is like a different species to me. this person is a space alien. this type of person makes me feel like amy adams in arrival

reality-is-a-con
1 year ago
The Battle Of The Five Armies Countdown - Day 21 Of 30
The Battle Of The Five Armies Countdown - Day 21 Of 30

The Battle of the five Armies countdown - day 21 of 30

Bonus: 

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1 year ago
In Which BBC Business Editor Robert Peston Explains Revolutionary Socialism To A Six-year-old

in which BBC Business Editor Robert Peston explains revolutionary socialism to a six-year-old


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1 year ago

- cherry wine is about domestic abuse. it’s now called a cute proposal song.

- too sweet is about seizing the day and ignoring healthy habits in favor of having more fun with unhealthy ones. he’s actively critical of himself in the song. it’s now called a song about thinking you’re superior for drinking black coffee.

- take me to church is about worship as a metaphor for sex. it’s called a religious song.

- eat your young is a song about war and political greed. it’s called a song about sex.

- now, the strongly political message of nobody’s soldier is being ignored in favor of calling it a metaphor for hozier’s relationship with his fans.

when are we going to stop simplifying hozier’s music down to cute little cottagecore bogman forest music? maybe you dont want to hear this but i don’t care. quit listening to hozier for the aesthetic. there’s a reason why empire now, foreigner’s god, butchered tongue, etc. songs with unignorable political messages are among his least popular songs.


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1 year ago
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1 year ago
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1 year ago
MANIFEST

MANIFEST

MANIFEST

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1 year ago
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1 year ago

This too shall pass but like holy fuck


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1 year ago

my favourite olympics subplot is this norwegian swimmer’s public love affair with chocolate muffins and his increasingly manic tiktoks about them... romance of the summer

My Favourite Olympics Subplot Is This Norwegian Swimmers Public Love Affair With Chocolate Muffins And
My Favourite Olympics Subplot Is This Norwegian Swimmers Public Love Affair With Chocolate Muffins And
My Favourite Olympics Subplot Is This Norwegian Swimmers Public Love Affair With Chocolate Muffins And
My Favourite Olympics Subplot Is This Norwegian Swimmers Public Love Affair With Chocolate Muffins And
My Favourite Olympics Subplot Is This Norwegian Swimmers Public Love Affair With Chocolate Muffins And
My Favourite Olympics Subplot Is This Norwegian Swimmers Public Love Affair With Chocolate Muffins And
My Favourite Olympics Subplot Is This Norwegian Swimmers Public Love Affair With Chocolate Muffins And
My Favourite Olympics Subplot Is This Norwegian Swimmers Public Love Affair With Chocolate Muffins And
My Favourite Olympics Subplot Is This Norwegian Swimmers Public Love Affair With Chocolate Muffins And
My Favourite Olympics Subplot Is This Norwegian Swimmers Public Love Affair With Chocolate Muffins And

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1 year ago
Now That I Know Landoscar Is All Good, I Can Post This

now that i know Landoscar is all good, i can post this 🤧🫰

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1 year ago
Stuck Between "psychological Horror Statement" And "objectively The Funniest Thing You Could Say To Your
Stuck Between "psychological Horror Statement" And "objectively The Funniest Thing You Could Say To Your

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

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1 year ago

tilting my head to one side like huh??? tilting my head to the other side like wuhuh..???

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1 year ago

Orange brain

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1 year ago

yo does anyone else feel CONSTANTLY guilty? like you’ve always done something wrong but you don’t know what it is?

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1 year ago

MORE PALESTINIAN ESCAPE FUNDS CLOSE TO THEIR GOAL

1.Urgent Relief : Help Shadi's Family Evacuate Gaza - $10,044 / 15,000

(vouched for and vetted on twitter)

2. Help Moayed Escape the War in Gaza to Safety - €2,014 / 10,000

(vouched for and vetted on twitter)

3. Trapped Family in Gaza Appeals for Help to Survive - €25,285 / 38,000

(verified by @/nabulsi and @/el-shab-hussein)

4. Help Anas family in Gaza - $$11,400 / 20,000

(verified and vetted by @/nabulsi)

5. Help two sisters from Gaza to achieve their dreams - €21,473 / 30,000


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1 year ago
screenshot of an online test. the question reads "For as long as I can remember, I’ve felt a deep, heavy sense of loneliness." selected is true. underneath that is a red box that reads wrong! you have selected the wrong answer!

?

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1 year ago
Silly Werewolf Transformation

silly werewolf transformation

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1 year ago
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1 year ago

F1 already has a movie where lower formula cars are used as props and the races where filmed in track. That movie is called Grand Prix. I watch that movie with my dad every year not for the plot but because it’s like a time capsule for racing in the 1960s. There is one scene that I always remember.

F1 Already Has A Movie Where Lower Formula Cars Are Used As Props And The Races Where Filmed In Track.

In this frame is Jochen Rindt, Bruce McLaren, Jo Schlesser, and Jo Siffert, a few frames later you will see Lorenzo Bandini and Mike Spence. The movie was released in 1966, so the movie was filmed before Jackie Stewart’s famous safety crusade. In fact, on June 12, 1966 was the year that his crusade started, as it was the year he he crashed into a telephone pole and shed at Spa. He was stuck in his car as the steering column pinned his leg while damaged tanks soiled him in fuel. He was freed by Graham Hill and Bob Bondurant and tools from a spectator. He was taken to the tracks first aid center and left on a stretcher on the cigarette strewn floor. When the ambulance was taking him to the hospital it got lost on the way. There was no track crews or marshals to get him out of the car, their was no doctors on track, there was no medical facilities. From that day onward he keeper a spanner taped in his car so he would not be trapped again, because what if Hill and Bondurant wasn’t there, what if a spectator didn’t have tools, what if something ignited the fuel. From that day onward safety became Stewerts legacy.

The men I mention before died in race cars, not all where F1 cars but race cars nonetheless. My only hope is that their death was quick or else their last moment would have been excruciatingly painful. But sure,“Who said anything about being safe” is a totally responsible line for our protagonist to say. “Who said anything about being safe” is perfectly respectful to the drivers, marshals, mechanics, and spectators that died for this sport. “Who said anything about being safe” is a good message for the kids when me and how many others watched Jules Bianchi final moments of consciousness before turning 10, not to mention the thousands of other kids that saw their legends die on the track.


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1 year ago
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1 year ago

When someone interrupts me while I'm writing an intense scene.

When Someone Interrupts Me While I'm Writing An Intense Scene.
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1 year ago
Im Not Sorry
Im Not Sorry
Im Not Sorry
Im Not Sorry
Im Not Sorry

I’m not sorry