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Ahhhaha my baby Kieran T^T smh

sean asked kieran what his story is.

Ahhhaha my baby Kieran T^T smh

sean asked kieran what his story is.

National geographic is my favorite TV station

National geographic is my favorite TV station

We Eren Kruger fans must stick together 🙏❤️

Yes bitch!!!! Sooo agree we need more headcanons 😭👏🙏😂😍🖤 He deserves better 😍 sexy man

We Eren Kruger fans must stick together 🙏❤️

Yes bitch!!!! Sooo agree we need more headcanons 😭👏🙏😂😍🖤 He deserves better 😍 sexy man

Are you a Eren Kruger? 👀👀

I just recently discovered him and still learning bout him but so far I like him lol 😂 y do u ask anon???

A new foe has appeared!

A new foe has appeared!

Do you have any southern hux headcannons? Like in cannon verse or in au? That ask about the language made me interested

oh anon you know I fuckin do

as someone who resides in the US South…I’m Ready

- hux’s driving ability ranges from ‘I don’t know how traffic signs work’ to ‘if you’re not going 100 mph in the left lane of this two lane highway I will personally run you off the road’ to ‘I WILL go 20 in this 35 and not even god can stop me’

- church discourse…hux is a good protestant dating that filthy catholic kylo

- WILL bring a casserole to every lunch he’s invited to

- getting drunk in a field is hux’s favorite social activity

- that or building a bonfire in a forest that someone inevitably falls into but pops right back out singed but just fine to shotgun another beer

- hux: I don’t like bro country *blasting ‘drunk on a plane’* I only like the Old Stuff

- hux said ‘bless your heart’ to mitaka after finding out the poor boy hurt himself playing football when he really meant ‘you dumb fucking idiot’ 

- hux: I’m not gonna get too crazy at the tailgate *immediately gets plastered*

- hux: I don’t care about football *sees an alabama fan and calls him a fucker*

- y’all, y’all’d’ve, y’all’ll, etc.

- hux: yeah I’m from *middle of fuck all nowhere* ok it’s like 30 mins from atlanta

- hux can cook and it WILL put you in a food coma

- radio: sweet home alabama! hux: *SCREAMS*

- I’m ignoring the conservative nonsense in the South so just uh be advised

- kylo: hi I’m visiting :) hux’s fam, threatening: welcome you sweet thing :))))

there’s more where this comes from but uh

yeah hux in the US south!

what an experience that would be lmao

Do you have any southern hux headcannons? Like in cannon verse or in au? That ask about the language made me interested

oh anon you know I fuckin do

as someone who resides in the US South…I’m Ready

- hux’s driving ability ranges from ‘I don’t know how traffic signs work’ to ‘if you’re not going 100 mph in the left lane of this two lane highway I will personally run you off the road’ to ‘I WILL go 20 in this 35 and not even god can stop me’

- church discourse…hux is a good protestant dating that filthy catholic kylo

- WILL bring a casserole to every lunch he’s invited to

- getting drunk in a field is hux’s favorite social activity

- that or building a bonfire in a forest that someone inevitably falls into but pops right back out singed but just fine to shotgun another beer

- hux: I don’t like bro country *blasting ‘drunk on a plane’* I only like the Old Stuff

- hux said ‘bless your heart’ to mitaka after finding out the poor boy hurt himself playing football when he really meant ‘you dumb fucking idiot’ 

- hux: I’m not gonna get too crazy at the tailgate *immediately gets plastered*

- hux: I don’t care about football *sees an alabama fan and calls him a fucker*

- y’all, y’all’d’ve, y’all’ll, etc.

- hux: yeah I’m from *middle of fuck all nowhere* ok it’s like 30 mins from atlanta

- hux can cook and it WILL put you in a food coma

- radio: sweet home alabama! hux: *SCREAMS*

- I’m ignoring the conservative nonsense in the South so just uh be advised

- kylo: hi I’m visiting :) hux’s fam, threatening: welcome you sweet thing :))))

there’s more where this comes from but uh

yeah hux in the US south!

what an experience that would be lmao

I want it.

hey yeah uh why on fucking EARTH does the hand sanitizer machine in this bathroom make the law and order sound

I want it.

hey yeah uh why on fucking EARTH does the hand sanitizer machine in this bathroom make the law and order sound

Reasons to Love Adam Driver

1. He is Goofy (Gotta love goofy Adam)

2. His Facial Expressions (He has a lot of great ones, from hilarious to cute. Even attractive ones 😉)

3. He is Relatable (Poor Adam)

4. His Smile (Cute enough to kill)

5. His Eyes (So Fucking Pretty)

6. His Hair (Bonus when he runs a hand through  it)

7.”Oh, Hello! I’m Adam Driver!” (I love it when he does this)

8. His Expressive Hands (IDK how many people notice this too)

9. His Interactions With Fans (I wanted to use a gif of him signing a fan’s Star Wars DVD but I couldn’t find it)

10. Adam and Joanne (Such a cute couple! From what I can tell, she is perfect for him.)

Reasons to Love Adam Driver

1. He is Goofy (Gotta love goofy Adam)

2. His Facial Expressions (He has a lot of great ones, from hilarious to cute. Even attractive ones 😉)

3. He is Relatable (Poor Adam)

4. His Smile (Cute enough to kill)

5. His Eyes (So Fucking Pretty)

6. His Hair (Bonus when he runs a hand through  it)

7.”Oh, Hello! I’m Adam Driver!” (I love it when he does this)

8. His Expressive Hands (IDK how many people notice this too)

9. His Interactions With Fans (I wanted to use a gif of him signing a fan’s Star Wars DVD but I couldn’t find it)

10. Adam and Joanne (Such a cute couple! From what I can tell, she is perfect for him.)

Saw this post by @thesavagegirl1 and wanted to make one for this Big Boy

Saw this post by @thesavagegirl1 and wanted to make one for this Big Boy

I was wonderin if u had any headcanons on Seamus from rdr2??? Luv ur writing🖤😍😭

Thank you friend! Headcanons for our favourite shady foreman ahoy! XD

- Seamus is what the kids call a homosexual, it’s kind of an open secret on the ranch, hence why he’s occasionally targeted by the boss for bullying.

- He has an unfortunate allergy to dogs... cats... horses, work is not a fun place for him.

- He’s a pickpockets and a ‘finders keepers’ kinda guy, selling any shiny thing he comes across (and wagons of course) to try and make ends meet.

- His favourite thing to collect is watches.

I was wonderin if u had any headcanons on Seamus from rdr2??? Luv ur writing🖤😍😭

Thank you friend! Headcanons for our favourite shady foreman ahoy! XD

- Seamus is what the kids call a homosexual, it’s kind of an open secret on the ranch, hence why he’s occasionally targeted by the boss for bullying.

- He has an unfortunate allergy to dogs... cats... horses, work is not a fun place for him.

- He’s a pickpockets and a ‘finders keepers’ kinda guy, selling any shiny thing he comes across (and wagons of course) to try and make ends meet.

- His favourite thing to collect is watches.

Heeyy I was wonderin if u could do some sfw and possibly nsfw canons 4 T-bone from one piece btw luv ur blog🖤😍👏👌

((This is a character I never thought someone would even ask for but WOW whats it like to have some good fucking taste in men? Bravo.))

SFW

- On dates, will show up to his partner’s house early with a bouquet of their favorite flowers every time. Asks about their day and how they’ve been feeling lately, notices when they’re feeling down and goes out of his way to make their day just a little brighter.

- If he does manage to show up late, he’s far more distraught about it than his date.

- Every day before he leaves for work he gives his partner a kiss on the cheek and tells them how much he loves them. Then he gets on one knee and loudly professes his love for them for everyone to hear in a “brief” 15 minute speech, as to not be late for work.

- When he’s off on distant missions, he’ll call every day and tell them how much he misses them. He has a daily melodramatic struggle of wanting to stay by their side at all times vs. doing his job, but he reaches the same conclusion every day: Continue work diligently to protect them and innocent civilians from pirates. His subordinates love him, but at the same time they’ve gotten sick of the same daily dramatic play. 

- Cooks, but measures out every ingredient tediously and doesn’t ever deviate from the cook book.

- Will physically lift his partner off the ground just to carry them over a rain puddle. Takes it too far and just carries them the whole way back home.

NSFW– I’m going to be honest with you all, I just can’t see this man having a NSFW nature so I will give you one headcanon but that is IT:

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