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1x05 vs 3x16
I love how both corvids and parrots are in general highly intelligent, but where corvids generally have strict hierarchies, solve disagreements in the pecking order by fighting, and have a strong dislike for anything new or foreign until they figure out how to make use of it, parrots are just here to party.
The New Caledonian crow, who knows how to specifically build a tool in order to build another tool, never engages in play. These motherfuckers are smarter than some people with the right to vote, and they are Extremely Serious Birds. They don't have time to play, they got work to do and kids to raise.
And then there's the kea, straight-up titled "clown of the mountains", that has a specific vocalization for "playtime!". Scientists decided to try what happens if they play the Play Call for two fully-grown adult keas that are together in an area and can clearly see there is no other, third kea to make the call, and they just go "great idea, disembodied voice! it's TIME TO FUCKING PARTY!" and start wrestling.
Imagine working really hard in order to make it into a top university to study astrophysics, making it to your first Very Serious Class, sitting down full of serious determination, and the dude next to you is taking notes without using his hands, with a glitter pen he's shoved up his nose. And his notes are good.
There is a place in Norway with 3 giant swords sticking up out of the earth?! How did I not know about this? I need to see this. Hey, @ladyaster3 remember that trip we were planning? I’m sensing a detour.

Sverd i fjell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyFl_SNmRi0
Norway, 2017.
I want
One of my night lights! It changes colors or I can choose which one I want.




I know what you’re thinking! Now that I purchased the Wally Darling Makeship plush, I can’t get him out of my mind! What do I do now? Well worry no more, neighbor! Check back every week to gander at a playful assortment of photographs showing all the places he can go! Imagine all the fun you’ll be having with the new Wally Darling plush toy!
Head on over to https://www.makeship.com/products/wally-darling-plush to order one for yourself for $29.99! Don’t delay, this little Darling is a limited-time offer, so order now!




I know what you’re thinking! Now that I purchased the Wally Darling Makeship plush, I can’t get him out of my mind! What do I do now? Well worry no more, neighbor! Check back every week to gander at a playful assortment of photographs showing all the places he can go! Imagine all the fun you’ll be having with the new Wally Darling plush toy!
Head on over to https://www.makeship.com/products/wally-darling-plush to order one for yourself for $29.99! Don’t delay, this little Darling is a limited-time offer, so order now!
Reblog if you're wearing a unicorn onesie, have owned a unicorn onesie, really want to wear a unicorn onesie, dreamt about wearing a unicorn onesie, or wrote a story about a unicorn onesie.
(Does that cover pretty much everyone on tumblr then?)
I want to see the mini Rollo under Rook's bed..........


Photo evidence of the start of Pomefiore’s bed bug mini Rollo infestation

But it was too late, they already have multiplied
Mini Rollo looks like he’d squeak when you squeeze him. Just don’t squeeze him too hard.



Aight guys it's Mini Rollo science class time ! All explained by Rook !



Side notes :
-Can be nibbled but depending on their personnalities they might bite back, though they don't have teeth.
-Most of them are very passive and loving little guys.
-They multiply in a similar way to cellular divison when well fed and happy.
-Only Rook has the recipe to create the mini Rollos, but Trey witnessed the horrors during club hours.
oh my god!
look a
CUTE
LIL'
EVIL
BABY!



They are available as a teapot item fyi I have like three of them ⭐

I rly rly like those tiny stars from mona’s island from that one golden apple archipeligo event
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WONDERFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VERY GOOD!!!!!!

Nitrodon, an apex Leviathan of the wastes. It is addicted to the chemicals inside nitrotoads, and upon eating them, will go into a frenzied state.
when u see the biggest at it’s tiny state...it’s a definite awww!
to anyone having a bad day im so sorry also here are some pictures of baby elephants





feel better friend

His death will be immortalised in pin form and worn as a *literal* badge of honour.